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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7598 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7314 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!