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KidLogicCraft

Absurd beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, funny childhood beliefs, funny misconceptions, humorous misconceptions, imaginative beliefs, KidLogicCraft, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, whimsical thoughts

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8822	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3643

Remember when you were a kid and you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited candy? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to uncover the truth behind the legendary Candy Kingdom hidden deep within the depths of our world. But be warned, the journey won’t be easy – you’ll have to battle evil sugar monsters, navigate treacherous lollipop forests, and outsmart the mischievous gummy bears. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the sweetest quest of your life!

PandaCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitical, Indo-Pacific, Japan, Minecraft, PandaCraft, Partnership, Peace, Regional, relations, Renew, resolve, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Stability, strategy, U.S

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	4073
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5220	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we make peace between japan, u.s., and s. korea by building giant pixel art of their leaders holding hands and singing kumbaya. we have epic battles where we fight off creepers and zombies with samurai swords and kpop dance moves. our community is so lit, we have parties every night where we dance around a bonfire made of diamond blocks. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyCreeperSexScandal

Air India, assault, Aviation, cabin crew, CraftyCreeperSexScandal, crime, Employee, Harassment, Hotel, Incident, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, London, member, Safety, SECURITY, sexually assaulted, Support, travel, Victim

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Buildings Constructed:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so, like, wanna join dis minecraft server? it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, and zombies dat dance the cha cha slide. our mods are like, unicorns on crack, always ready to help you out.

one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and it actually flushed. it was like, the eighth wonder of the minecraft world.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies with laser eyes.

so, come join us on dis server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never stops. plus, we have free virtual tacos every friday. ain’t no other server like it, fo sho.

Elak’s World: Where we pretend to be productive in a virtual economy while surviving together!

Adventure, BUILD, Conquer, Conquest, Custom Map, detailed market system, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Friends, in-game economy, Legacy, multiplayer, PRETEND, Productive, Rich world, Roleplay, SURVIVE, Surviving, Thrive, towny system, Tribes, virtual, world

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	137	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	New Chunks Explored:	13881
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	198	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

World of Elak Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay Towny System Custom Discord Map Economy Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can find the server IP and other information in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a town or tribe?	You can choose to play solo or join a town/tribe as you prefer.
Is the economy system complex?	Yes, the economy system is detailed with a market system that requires strategy.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for guidelines.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

DECEMBER, FIRED, freedom, job loss, lazy day, LazyCraft, Minecraft, NEET, Nothing, Relaxation, relaxation time, Relief, self-care, Server, stress free, stress relief, taking a break, time off, unemployed, unemployed bliss, unemployed life, unemployment, wagie job

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape reality? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and say goodbye to your wagie job and hello to endless hours of blocky fun. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about being a responsible adult. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds grow on trees here! So come join us and become the ultimate NEET champion of Minecraft!

TNTsarThermalNukeMC SMP

100 miles away, 150 miles away, 35 miles away, 36-mile radius, blast vaporization, catastrophic effects, cold war, damaged buildings, Destruction, Fallout, global impact, nuclear warfare, radiation, russia, severe damage, Severny, smp, tasar thermal nuclear bombs, TNTsarThermalNukeMC, Tsar Bomba, uninhabited village, Usa

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	859578
Enchantments Applied:	151	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the explosions are bigger than the Tsar Bomba! Join us if you want to witness insane levels of destruction and chaos like never before. Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to spawn here!

We’ve got players who can craft nukes in-game and blow up entire villages just for fun. The devastation is so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be impressed. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad scientist and wreak havoc on our virtual world.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a TNT trap might be waiting for you around the corner or when a giant explosion will rock the entire server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

DaycareCraft: ToddlerTakedown

active toddler, AITAH, burnt out parents, clingy toddler, Cultural differences, daycare concerns, DaycareCraft, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, language confusion, language development, mental health, online school, parent guilt., parenting struggles, sending my toddler to daycare, survival mode, toddler care, ToddlerTakedown, work-life balance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6259

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from judgmental relatives and their unsolicited advice. No more worrying about language confusion or being accused of imprisoning your child in daycare.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world, without any interference from family members trying to dictate your parenting choices. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of balancing work, school, and parenting.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

SMP Money Grind – Minecraft SMP

budgeting, emergency fund, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, future plans, grind, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, Retirement, SAVING, saving up, short term savings, smart spending, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned emeralds on boring things like enchanted gear and potions? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is actually slime balls because why not?

We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?

CraftyApocalypse

CraftyApocalypse, downfall of society, societal collapse, societal decay, societal decline, societal downfall, societal downfall analysis, societal downfall causes, societal downfall consequences, societal downfall debate, societal downfall discussion, societal downfall future, societal downfall impact, societal downfall predictions, societal downfall prevention, societal downfall reflections, societal downfall solutions, societal downfall warning signs, societal issues, Societal Problems

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat.

The downfall of our society? Pfft, who cares about that when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and experience the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT

Accountability, anti-semitism, Australian Jews, BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT, breach of trust, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, Doxxing, Ethics, Hate Speech, investigative reporting, Journalism, journalism ethics, legal action, legal consequences, media responsibility, NYT, online harassment, privacy violation, reporter

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world! plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief our builds. also, did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? join now or risk missing out on the adventure of a lifetime!