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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2175 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u just want a server that is like, totally cray cray? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, let me tell u.
first off, we got pigs that can fly. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a pig and it will sprout wings and take u to the sky. it’s like a magical bacon airplane.
also, we got a secret underground city filled with llamas that can rap battle. they drop sick rhymes and spit mad fire. it’s like watching a llama version of Eminem.
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted castle where the ghosts throw parties every night? u can join in and dance with the spirits. just watch out for the ghost DJ, he’s a real party animal.
so, if u want a minecraft server that is off the chain, come join us. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more creepers.
