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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7053 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 150181 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 158 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
we got mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they candy, and our villagers are straight up ballers with their trading game. u wanna trade a stack of dirt for a diamond sword? we gotchu fam.
plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself logs on to chill with us. he’s actually a pretty cool dude once u get to know him.
so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers – they got a new trick up their sleeves that involves disco dancing. it’s wild, man.