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BlockyLoveCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	5337	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and wholesome? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate toxic behavior! That’s right, we encourage players to sabotage each other’s builds, steal their diamonds, and prank them with TNT traps. Who needs healthy relationships when you can have drama-filled chaos instead? Join us for a wild ride of backstabbing, betrayal, and explosive fun!

UkrainianLand Minecraft Server

annexation, Border dispute, Conflict, control, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, disputed land, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, land dispute, military presence, Minecraft, Political unrest, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial control, territorial integrity, Territory, Ukraine, UkrainianLand

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. like, ukraine is all like “yo, we control 1,000 sq kms of russian territory” and we’re just like “lol, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more fun!”

on this server, we have like, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows. like, how insane is that?! you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

oh, and did i mention that the admins are actually aliens from outer space? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a good time. they’ll even give you a pet dragon if you can beat them in a dance-off.

so, like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join our server. ukraine can have their russian territory, we’ve got flying pigs and laser beams, baby!

CraftyPutin’sUkraineAdvancement

Accountability, Advancing, Censorship, Conflict, consequences, CraftyPutinsUkraineAdvancement, cuts off, Diplomacy, governor, international relations, Invasion, leadership, Military, Politics, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, suppression, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so, like, u know how putin is all like “russia is the best” and stuff, but then this governor dude is all like “uhh, actually ukraine is advancing in russia” and putin is just like “nah bro, u out” and cuts him off, like literally cuts him off, like with a sword or something, i dunno man, it’s crazy. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or am i?). so come on down and join the fun, before putin cuts u off too!

SunBlockCraft

ageless, astronomical, Birthday, celestial body, Cosmic, ETERNAL, long tail, never aging, never born, never celebrated, never changes, never commemorated, never dies, never grows old, never marked, Perpetual, solar system, star, SunBlockCraft, The Sun, Timeless

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crops Grown:	8354
Divine Spears Created:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

join our epic minecraft server where the sun never has a birthday because it’s too busy partying with the moon and stars. we have unicorns riding pigs, flying chickens, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cookies. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. plus, every player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and roast marshmallows for you. come join the madness and let’s make some crazy memories together!

SparrowSurvivalCraft

bird adaptation, bird behavior, bird health, bird species, bird survival, environmental challenges, evolutionary advantage, foraging behaviors, gene protection, genetic advantage, genetic diversity, health threats, risky behaviors, Sparrows, SparrowSurvivalCraft, species, survival skills, TLR4 gene, unfamiliar places, unusual foods, wildlife genetics

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Votes:	532
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Yo, so like, imagine you’re a sparrow, right? And you’re out there in the wild, tryna find some grub. But oh no, you come across some weird lookin’ food that could be risky AF. But guess what? If you join our EPIC Minecraft server, you’ll have the high levels of the TLR4 gene just like those badass sparrows, so you can eat all the crazy stuff without worryin’ about gettin’ sick!

We got your back, fam. So come join us and let’s explore all the unfamiliar places together, cuz we’re all about that survival of the fittest vibe. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be as cool as a sparrow, amirite? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🐦💥 #SparrowSquad #TLR4Gang #MinecraftMadness

Zeeland SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, friendly community, Friends, java, Kapten Zee, make money, Minecraft, new content, one block, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, smp server, Survival, Updated, Zeeland SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Made by streamer Kapten Zee, this SMP server that has a unique way to play on java and bedrock. You can pvp, make money, one block and many more. The purpose of this server is to create a friendly community and make friends. It will be updated casually and will have new content from time to time.

mc.kaptenzee.xyz

CheeseCraft: All the fun without the calories! Survival, skyblock, prison, and more! No toxicity, just cheese!

bedrock, Beta, Builder, calories, changes, Cheating, Cheese, CheeseCraft, Combat, Community, competitive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, Fun, java, Mods, Network, playtest, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Toxicity, update, Uptime

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Points	Provide a variety of feature-rich modes Strict prevention of all forms of cheating Friendly community
Server IP	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, mods are not allowed except for Badlion Client with specified mods.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban.
Is joining the Discord server required?	Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

/v/ArgueCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, Argument, BTFO, Confrontation, debate, Defeat, discussion, forum, internet, keyboard warrior, meme warfare., Minecraft, ONLINE, online argument, Online Community, Replying, Server, trolling, trolling culture, V, vArgueCraft, Victory

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Star Shards Collected:	166	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting into boring arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be able to destroy your opponents so hard that they’ll never want to reply again! Join us for epic battles and epic burns that will leave your enemies speechless. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly griefer who will help you take down anyone who dares to challenge you. So come join us if you dare, and show everyone who’s the real boss in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: HAHAHAHAcraft

CONSERVATIVE, controversy, cross-dresser, cultural norms, current events, DEFEND, Diversity, freedom of expression, Gender Identity, HAHAHaha.., HAHAHAHAcraft, humor, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, MAGA, Minecraft, Political Correctness, Politics, satire, smp, Social Issues, transgender rights, weird

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and defend against cross-dressing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have a flair for fashion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Maga, a mysterious player who must defend their honor against all odds. Will they be able to fend off the cross-dressing creepers and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace the chaos and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic showdown between Maga and the cross-dressing creepers?

Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

SisterGuardians Minecraft Server

age, AITAH, bil, child, competency, family, gift, guardianship, house size, Housing, Inheritance, mental impact, Minecraft, out of state, parents, Practicality, red flags, rejection, Resources, Server, sister, SisterGuardians, Will

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	233	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	555035	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to unscramble this word jumble? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family drama!

Forget about traditional guardianship plans, on our server, we believe in passing on your Minecraft empire to the most deserving player! Will it be your best friend who always has your back in a zombie apocalypse? Or maybe that random player you met who builds the most epic pixel art? The possibilities are endless!

Just like the debate over who should be the guardian of your child, our server is full of drama and unexpected plot twists. Will you team up with your in-laws to conquer the virtual world, or will you stick with your trusted family members who have your back? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like trying to figure out who should inherit your Minecraft kingdom in the event of a tragic accident. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this Reddit post!