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MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	8850	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Potions Brewed:	198
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Votes:	5477
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal nutrition, animal rights, animal welfare, dog care, feeding schedule, Lost, pet behavior, pet health, pet neglect, pet neglect awareness, pet neglect consequences, pet neglect intervention, pet neglect prevention, pet owner responsibility, pet starvation, pet wellness, pup, starvation, veterinary care

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	62
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4311	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 35m, bachelor party, Bally’s, best man, BLACKJACK, Coronas, Drama, Drinking, Enjoy, Flight, Friends, groom, Harveys, Kids, Minecraft, Pregnant, Resources, Server, solidarity, Tahoe, vacation time, Wedding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	New Chunks Explored:	314382
Ores Mined:	9721	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of boring bachelor parties where you can’t even have a drink? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bachelor party experience! We promise no pregnant fiancées or best men trying to ruin your fun. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with your bros. Build a virtual casino, drink as many virtual coronas as you want, and never worry about being called an asshole for wanting to have a good time. Plus, no need to borrow future vacation time or spend a fortune on flights – just log on and let loose! So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual bachelor party begin!