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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1175 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1614 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.
But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?
So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.
