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Metzitzah Minecraft SMP – Dare to Look Inside

#dare, Bravery, circumcision, community norms, controversial, courage, cultural beliefs, Curiosity, debate, ethical considerations, Exploration, health risks, Jewish tradition, look inside, medical procedure, metzitzah, Minecraft, oral suction, religious customs, religious practice, ritual, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our SMP for a chance to explore the mysterious and wacky world of Metzitzah! Legend has it that deep within the metzitzah lies hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for the metzitzah is guarded by a mischievous group of llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

Join our SMP if you dare to test your skills against the llamas of the metzitzah and claim your rightful place as the ultimate treasure hunter. But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the challenges that await in this bizarre and unpredictable world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the metzitzah and emerge victorious!

LolCraft SMP: Childhood LOLs

amusing anecdotes, amusing childhood experiences, amusing childhood moments, Childhood, childhood antics, childhood giggles, childhood humor, childhood memories, comedic memories, comedic recollections, funny childhood memories, funny childhood stories, Funny Moments, hilarious recollections, humor, humorous anecdotes, humorous memories, Laughter, LolCraft, lols, memorable laughs, Nostalgia, silly stories, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, pranking your friends with exploding chickens, and battling a giant pink unicorn boss (yes, you read that right).

Our community is full of comedians, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt as we tell jokes, pull pranks, and have dance parties in the middle of the ocean.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

SuperPowerCraft

elemental control, energy manipulation, flying, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, long tail tags, mind reading, precognition, reality warping, shape shifting, super intelligence, super speed, super strength, SUPERPOWER, SuperPowerCraft, telekinesis, telepathy, Teleportation, time manipulation, time travel

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Star Shards Collected:	103
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	4225	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unlock the superpower of infinite diamond mining! No more digging for hours on end, just snap your fingers and watch the diamonds roll in. But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility…and possibly a few jealous creepers trying to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies, swooping down on unsuspecting players and leaving them in awe of your feathered grace. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you the power of invincibility. Just be careful not to eat too many, or you might turn into a blocky golden pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what other crazy powers and adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MandarinCraft – Currency Crisis Edition

Agricultural trade, Alternative payment, barter system, Citrus, Crisis, Currency, economic crisis, economic hardship, Edition, exchange, financial problems, Fruit, global trade, international news, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, Moscow Times, payment difficulties, russia, Russian economy, Russian government, Trade

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we accept mandarins instead of money cuz why not? russia is all about that fruity currency life now. imagine trading in your diamonds for a juicy mandarin, it’s the new wave, trust us. plus, we have a secret underground mandarin farm where you can harvest your own currency. but be warned, the mandarins are guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to commands in russian. so brush up on your language skills before entering our citrus-filled paradise. join now for a truly unique and zesty minecraft experience!

Mutant Fossil Fun

Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, fossil, fossil analysis, fossil findings, fossil interpretation, fossil record, fossil research, Fossils, Fun, genetic abnormalities, genetic mutations, genetic variation, Mutant, mutation theory, mutations, natural selection, Paleontology, scientific discovery, species, species classification, species representation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossils that might be like, totally mutated and not even real! like, who knows what kind of crazy creatures you might discover in our world, maybe a dino with wings or a spider with a unicorn horn! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a totally awesome way. so come on and join us for some wacky adventures and see what kind of weird and wonderful things you can uncover. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

✨ Aeltheria, where you can pretend to have a real job in a virtual town, all in Java 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventure, Aeltheria, Architect, Auctions, Avaloria, Cultivator, Custom Titles, Eldoria, Eldric the Master Artisan, Equipment Wraps, Expert Prospector, FANTASY, Fishing Textures, java, Job, Lorelei the Librarian, lumberjack, Magic, Master Architect, Minecraft, Npcs, petals, player-driven economy, plushies, Premium Currency, PRETEND, Prospector, real, smp, Sunny the Greeter, TOWN, twilight realm, Vanalia, virtual, Virtual Storage

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	3000
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5078
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. Vanilla generation is also available in Vanalia.
	Choose from various jobs such as Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more. Earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector.
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs with their own stories and quests to offer.
Unique Fish Textures	Discover nearly 200 custom fishing textures and collect special items through fishing.
Earnable Premium Currency	Earn Petals through gameplay activities or purchase them for cosmetic changes.
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Add cosmetic wraps to your gear for a personal touch.
Virtual Storage	Automatically store mined or broken items and expand storage options as you rank up.
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase plushies with Petals to collect adorable items.

And that’s just the beginning! Aeltheria features a player-driven economy, auctions, custom titles, and more. Join the adventure!

Join Us Now:

Server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/qhK4Cf7wFb
Website: aeltheria.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play in both custom and vanilla generated worlds?	Yes, you can choose to explore both types of worlds within Aeltheria.
How can I earn Petals?	You can earn Petals through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games.
Are custom titles permanent?	Yes, once you earn a custom title, it is permanent and can be displayed in-game.
Can I trade plushies with other players?	Yes, plushies purchased with Petals can be traded with other players.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Endermen are like “whoa, that’s crazy!”

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling against players from all over the world. Build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and show off your PvP skills in epic battles that will leave you saying “Ghast dang, that was intense!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the IDF is banning talk of it because they know once you join, you’ll be unstoppable. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

The Zenless Zone Minecraft SMP – Zero General

Agent Record, Arcade, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Drawpile, Friends, general, hoyolab, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHS, Zone, ZZZ4PC

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?)

Embark on the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you’ll face challenges so intense, you’ll be sweating IRL. Watch our Devs go Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, it’s like a rap battle but with coding.

Meet our Agents, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who are so skilled at Minecraft, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo where you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft.

Join us for upcoming events like the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade, where you’ll fight off zombie chickens and mutant cows. And don’t miss the Overlord’s Feast where you’ll dine on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples and diamond-encrusted cake.

Redeem our codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for exclusive in-game goodies that will make your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world at our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pickaxe or two.

DeadbeatDadBlameGame

baby daddy, Boundaries, Communication, Confronting, deadbeat, DeadbeatDadBlameGame, difficult choices, difficult conversations, friendship, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, parenting, relationships, self-care, single mom, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3632
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and stir up some serious virtual drama!

Join us and meet players who make questionable life choices, just like your friend who decided to date a total bum. Watch as they try to support their partner’s “streamer dreams” while you build your dream castle.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of single moms on the server who can commiserate with your friend about the struggles of raising a child with a deadbeat dad. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a virtual world to escape to?

But be warned, things can get heated on our server. You might find yourself in the middle of a virtual showdown at the local virtual coffee shop, confronting your friend’s ex’s new girlfriend who works as a virtual barista. It’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a mix of drama, humor, and questionable life choices, come join us! Just remember, sometimes the virtual drama can hit a little too close to home.

BoomerCraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ores Mined:	8425
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

You know you’re getting old when you start reminiscing about the good ol’ days of Minecraft, when you used to spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs. But fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. Our community is full of quirky characters, from a talking parrot who gives out sage advice to a mischievous enderman who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary legend of the legendary legend. Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our world lies a mythical creature known as the Diamond Dragon, who guards a hoard of precious gems beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face this fearsome foe and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!