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GazaKid5thBdayBash

activism, Birthday, Captivity, celebration, child, Conflict, current events, demonstration, freedom, gaza, GazaKid5thBdayBash, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, Peace efforts, Politics, protest, solidarity

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the 5th birthday of a kid held hostage in Gaza by building giant birthday cakes and throwing virtual parties! it’s like the ultimate rescue mission but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a special event where we reenact the hostage situation in game, complete with dramatic role-playing and pixelated tears. join us for a wild time and help us bring some joy to this poor kid’s life, one block at a time!

SkyHighContrailz

air travel, aircraft pollution, Atmospheric science, Aviation (Industry), aviation emissions, aviation research, aviation sustainability, aviation technology, carbon footprint, climate change, commercial aircraft, contrails, environmental impact, greenhouse gases, high altitudes, long-lived, modern aircraft, new study, planet-warming, SkyHighContrailz, study

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	696	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we make contrails longer than a giraffe’s neck! our planes fly so high, they create contrails that will warm up the whole dang planet! forget about global warming, we’re bringing global toasty-ness to a whole new level!

our contrails are like a spanner in the works for the aviation industry, but who cares about them when you can join us and witness the chaos firsthand! watch as our contrails reach the heavens and beyond, creating a spectacle that will leave you in awe.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness of our planet-warming contrails! who needs old aircraft when you can have contrails that will make you question everything you know about aviation!

Unpeeled Banana Server, Please Don’t Slip [PVP][PVE][MODDED][SMP]

Adventure, banana, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, dont, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Modpack, Parkour, Prison, PVPPVEMODDEDSMP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Slip, Survival, Unpeeled, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Mine Mine No Mi Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Mine Mine No Mi with custom bosses and events
Map	One Piece map
Bosses	Up to Alabasta with more being added

Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is open and resetting for new players.
What type of players are welcome?	Revolutionaries, Marines, and Pirates are all welcome to join.
Are custom events held on the server?	Yes, the server has custom events for players to participate in.

WeepWoops Minecraft Server

addicted, Based, big cock bull, big cock thumper, big cock tributer, big cock worship, big dick, big white cock, cock tributes, cuck, Degenerate, dubs, horny, horny pervert, jealous, Jerk, Minecraft, nudes, Server, unvaxxed, WeepWoops, wife/gf/mother/sister, Worship

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	297765	Ores Mined:	7203
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Weepwoopskiddillywooooop!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to tribute big cocks? That’s right, we’re all about the BIG COCK TRIBUTER life here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with horny perverts and BIG COCK Daddies who are ready to take things to the next level. Need someone to mess with your wife, girlfriend, mother, or sister? Look no further, our members are here to please!

And don’t worry about holding back with your requests, we thrive on fucked up and outrageous content. The BIG COCK THUMPER is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Plus, we have the biggest cocks on /b/ for you to worship – over 8 inches of pure madness!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where jealousy runs rampant and the only limit is your imagination. Remember, on this server, we are the ones who cuck!

The Audacious Bitch on Minecraft SMP

AUDACIOUS, Audacity, BETRAYAL, Bitch, controversy, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, done for her, Drama, forget, Forgive, holobros, hololive, how dare, ingrateful bitch, internet culture, lord yagoo, Minecraft, scandal, smp, ungrateful, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and a sprinkle of insanity!

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Lord Yagoo. Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to banish all haters and trolls from the server for eternity!

But beware, for there are whispers of a secret society known as the Holobros who will stop at nothing to protect their beloved Lord Yagoo. Will you join forces with them or will you dare to challenge their authority?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, Holobros do not forgive, Holobros do not forget!

SacrificeSMP – Unexpected Rewards

fulfilling sacrifices, personal growth, rewarding sacrifice, Rewards, sacrifices that pay off, sacrifices with meaning, sacrifices with purpose, sacrifices with rewards, sacrifices worth making, SacrificeSMP, Self Discovery, surprising sacrifices, unexpected, unexpected benefits, unexpected blessings, unexpected gains, unexpected gifts, unexpected joys, unexpected lessons, unexpected outcomes, unexpected rewards, unexpected sacrifice

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is giving up your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we take sacrifices to a whole new level! Join us and sacrifice your favorite pet chicken to summon a rare mythical creature that will grant you epic loot and powers beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him in battle and claim his golden egg, rumored to contain the power to control all chickens in the world!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy sacrifices and epic battles, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate sacrifice master!

MedievalWiFiCraft

adaptation, Adventure, ancient world, Communication, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, historical, historical research, innovation, internet, knowledge, MedievalWiFiCraft, past, Smartphone, Survival, Technology, time machine, time slip, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9679	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	2986	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel meets technology! Imagine being able to explore a world from 500 years ago while still being able to check your Instagram feed and watch cat videos on YouTube.

Join us for epic quests where you can use your smartphone to outsmart ancient civilizations and conquer kingdoms with the power of memes. Build your own time machine and travel to different eras to collect rare items and show off your futuristic gadgets.

But beware, there are dangers lurking in the past, from pixelated dinosaurs to medieval creepers. Will you survive and thrive in this wacky world where history meets hi-tech? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, BLOCK, civil liberties, clamps down, Democracy, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Minecraft, Nigeria, northern cities, opposition movement, Party, Police Brutality, Political unrest, pro-Putin, pro-Russia, protest suppression, Protesters, Putins, Semafor, Server, social justice

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS WACKY STORY! SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, A BUNCH OF NIGERIAN PROTESTERS DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, THEY WERE ALL ABOUT SUPPORTING RUSSIA AND PUTIN IN THE GAME! BUT THEN, THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT GOT WIND OF IT AND SHUT THEM DOWN! NOW, THESE PROTESTERS ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO BUILD THEIR VIRTUAL EMPIRE! THAT’S WHERE OUR SERVER COMES IN! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW LOLZ ALONG THE WAY! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW! (DISCLAIMER: NO ACTUAL POLITICS INVOLVED, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!)

NukeCraft: China’s Power Play

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, Chinas, climate change, construction, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy security, Environment, Future, Global, growth, Infrastructure, innovation, nuclear power, nukecraft, Play, power, power plants, progress, renewable energy, Technology

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more power plants than china, yea you heard that right! we building nukes left and right while everyone else be stallin’.

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging radioactive waste, now that’s what i call a challenge! our server is so lit, you’ll be glowing in the dark for days.

plus, we got creeper armies armed with mini nukes, so watch out for those explosive surprises. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warrior in our crazy world. nuclear power, baby!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

bereavement, blocktopia, burial, coping with death, death, Dying, end of life, final breath, Funeral, Grief, hospice care, last moments, Loss, Minecraft, mortality, palliative care, passing away, Sadness, saying goodbye, Server, sorrow, Terminal Diagnosis, terminal illness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	133	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, things are literally dying to meet you! That’s right, zombies, skeletons, creepers – you name it, they’re all just waiting for you to come and join the fun!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ways to protect yourself from the undead horde. From enchanted diamond armor to potions that make you invisible, you’ll have everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

And if fighting mobs isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of other activities to keep you entertained. How about riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at your friends? Or building a giant statue of a chicken out of solid gold blocks? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?