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HezboCraft Air Strike Fun

Air, air defense, Conflict, cross-border conflict, defense forces, Fun, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbollah stronghold, idf, IDF operation, international relations, key member, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, military operation, military strike, SECURITY, strike, targeted killing, terrorist organization

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3079
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we gotz all da craziest players up in here, like dis one dude who straight up took out a key member of Hezbollah air defense in a strike deep inside Lebanon.

we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.

come join us if you wanna be part of da most badass crew in da Minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #joinusnow

CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game

Broken Telephone, Childhood Game, chinese whispers, Communication, communication game, CraftyWhispers, Cultural, Cultural Game, Evolution, evolution of games, Game, Language, Language Game, Miscommunication Game, Miscommunication., Phone, telephone, Telephone Game, tradition, Tradition Game, Ultimate, Whisper Down the Lane

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Star Shards Collected:	266	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

Alternative Medicine, Chaste Tree, ChasteCraft, cycle irregularities, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, herbal therapy, holistic healing, hormonal balance, hormone regulation, hormone support, MAYHEM, Menstrual, menstrual cramps, Menstrual Cycle disorders, menstrual health, natural medicine, period pain relief, PMS relief, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Vitex agnus, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!

EnderSMP!

Bukkit, Development, EASY, easy mode, EnderSMP, FiveDiamonds, Minecraft, Server, Spigot, spigotmc, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	93	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

just a pretty decent server i would say myselfas you can tell from the banner bukikt and spigot is installed with survivaleasy mode is also the gamemode and this server is still in developmentthe owner (me) username is “FiveDiamonds”

EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697

Suspiciously Normal Modded Minecraft Server: Where rainbows meet whitelist and Java

[Dragon Fights], Application Process, Collaborative Community, community focus, Diamond Economy, Discord, Discord communication, friendly environment, Inclusive Community, java, Meet, Minecraft, minecraft chat, Modded, Modded mini seasons, normal, North America, player interactions, pokemon channel, RAINBOWS, Server, Server Events, Server images, Suggestion forums, Suspiciously, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Server Focus	Community interaction
Server Location	North America
Members	350 server members, 500 total members

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply to join, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions there. Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort.

Q: What is the server economy like?

A: The server uses a Diamond economy and does not have shop plugins.

Q: When do mini seasons occur?

A: Mini seasons typically start in December and June and last for approximately a month.

Q: How can I communicate with other members?

A: The server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: The server organizes Dragon Fights and various other events for the community.

Q: Can I join the server just to chat without playing Minecraft?

A: Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for those who just want to chat or take breaks from playing.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, atheism, banning religions, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, contemporary historians, DARK AGE, final answer, freedom of religion, Gods, Holycraft, Minecraft, monopoly, persecution, persecution of christians, Plague, Religion, Roman society, ROMANS, Server, society, spirituality

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2007
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that stands up for freedom of religion? Look no further! Our server is like ancient Rome, defending against the Christian plague of monopoly on religion. Join us as we fight against the tyranny of one god and embrace the diversity of all beliefs.

Forget about boring servers that only cater to one type of player. On our server, you can worship any god you want without fear of persecution. Whether you’re a follower of Zeus, Odin, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you’ll find a home here.

And don’t worry about the so-called “dark age” that followed the fall of Rome. Our server is anything but dark – it’s a beacon of light and freedom in the Minecraft world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic. Who knew defending freedom of religion could be so much fun?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, bust out, dft, gooning, horny anons, long tail tags, Minecraft, no drama, no loli, no shota, no weird fetishes, obligatory, PLAP, saturday edition, Server, steaming boy batter, Stroke, Stroke yourself silly, tags, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	159
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

BasementRejectorCraft

advice, bank account, BasementRejectorCraft, Charity, credit card debt, defining identity, family dynamics, family vacation, Fighting, financial issues, full-time job, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, moving out, music teacher, opinion, parents basement, school payments, smoking weed, tracking phone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of family drama and constant nagging? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is the perfect place to build your own world without any interference from parents tracking your every move.

Forget about basement apartments and overbearing family members, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. No more unsolicited advice or opinions, just pure freedom to create and explore to your heart’s content.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground weed farm waiting to be discovered in one of our virtual caves. Who needs real-life drama when you can embark on a quest for virtual treasure and relaxation?

Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, you’re the boss!

HateEats Minecraft Server

abhorrent, aversion, cuisine, Culinary, detest, disgust, DISLIKES, distaste, Flavors, Food, HateEats, loathe, Minecraft, nauseating, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revulsion, Server, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of being judged for not liking the same food as everyone else? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of players who share your disdain for popular foods! Join us and bond over your mutual hatred for pineapple on pizza, or the abomination that is raisins in cookies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who once defeated an army of evil carrots in a battle for vegetable supremacy. Join us and witness epic food fights, where players hurl virtual tomatoes at each other in a quest for culinary dominance.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can freely express your food preferences without fear of judgement, look no further than our Minecraft server. Join us today and let your taste buds run wild!

BlockheadCraft

absurd rules, arbitrary rules, asinine rules, BlockheadCraft, company policies, dumb rules, foolish rules, idiotic rules, job mandates, job regulations, job restrictions, job rules, nonsensical rules, pointless rules, ridiculous rules, silly rules, stupid rules, unreasonable rules, work guidelines, workplace regulations., workplace rules

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3623
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of dumb rules at your job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun! No more boring meetings or annoying coworkers, just endless possibilities for creativity and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the legendary poultry poltergeist!