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BPA Boys & Blockheads

autism, bisphenol A, Blockheads, Boys, BPA, cells, chemical exposure, developmental disorders, environmental toxins, food packaging, health risks, higher levels, Mice, neurodevelopmental conditions, new analysis, people, Plastics, Pregnant Women, research findings, small studies, urine samples

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Aqua’s Almighty Minecraft Server

Almighty, Anime, Aqua, Aquas, digital entertainment, entertainment industry, Gaming, higher powers, Idol, internet culture, Japanese media, less than 50%, Minecraft, online personalities, ownership, Server, streaming, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, virtual world, Vtuber, Yagoo

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the owners actually own more than 50%? Well, look no further because on our server, Yagoo owns less than 50% – talk about a power struggle! Join us for epic battles between Yagoo and the rest of the staff as they fight for control of the server. Will Yagoo finally take over or will the rebellion prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen. Plus, we have flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

RighteousMC SMP – When You’re Right, You’re Mining!

Absolute, Accuracy, acknowledgment, affirmation, Agreement, Certainty, confirmation, Correct, CORRECTNESS, Indisputable, Mining, right, RighteousMC, smp, sureness, Truth, Undeniable, unquestionable, validation, Youre

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Farms Harvested:	268	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens throwing eggs at players, and villagers breakdancing in the town square.

Our server is the only place where you can find diamond ore that sings show tunes, and where the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Not to mention, our Nether is filled with lava that tastes like hot sauce and ghasts that shoot fireballs shaped like emojis.

If you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Remember, when you’re right, you’re right…but when you’re on our server, you’re in for a crazy good time!

BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Boundaries, BoyfriendBedtimeBattles, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Frustration, individual needs, living together, Minecraft, nighttime routine, personal space, personal time, pet care, quality time, relationship, Respect, self-care, Server, sleep routine, Understanding, work schedule

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!

NoNudeNoDiam0nds

aita, artist, Boundaries, creepy, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family functions, family pressure, favor for work, high school sweetheart, husband’s uncle, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate request, NoNudeNoDiam0nds, Painting, personal boundaries, refusing to pose nude, support career, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	185	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

BlockbusterFlicks

all-time favorite movie, BlockBusterFlicks, classic film, comfort film, comfort movie, cozy movie night, favorite movie, feel good movie, go-to movie, movie binge, movie buff, movie comfort food, movie escape, movie lover, movie marathon, movie night, movie night in, movie nostalgia, movie pick-me-up, movie recommendation, movie therapy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5678
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of watching your comfort movie for the 100th time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground movie theater where you can watch your favorite comfort movie while fighting off creepers and zombies! Imagine watching The Lion King while fending off a horde of skeletons – talk about a cinematic experience! So come join us and experience movie night like never before on our epic Minecraft server!

JewSlayerCraft

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic, anti-Semitic author, anti-semitism, Belgian author, dangerous rhetoric, death threat, discrimination, extremism, extremist views, harmful ideologies, hate crime, Hate Speech, incitement, intolerance, JewSlayerCraft, prejudice, racism, violence, violent threats, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	107	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to build the craziest and most outrageous structures ever? Well, this server is the place for you! We once had a player who built a giant toilet that actually flushed, it was epic! And don’t even get me started on the time someone created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava, talk about a wild ride! Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s like a war zone out there! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, just don’t forget to watch out for the flying pigs, they’re everywhere!

PixelNippon Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime industry, artistic expression, creativity, cultural influences, cultural norms, culture, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, global impact, Japan, Japanese society, Japanese video games, Minecraft, otaku culture, PixelNippon, popular media, Server, storytelling, unique characteristics, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5388
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	119	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant anime-inspired monsters, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a dragon, and building a house made entirely out of sushi!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is wearing a kawaii maid outfit! Plus, we have a secret hot spring hidden somewhere in the world where you can relax and chat with other players while wearing nothing but a pixelated towel.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and dive headfirst into a world of Japanese video game and anime madness? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Character Reveal Trailer, CVS2, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Min, Minecraft, miners, Release, S2 Balance Patch, sfg, smp, st, street fighter, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, United, year 2

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Animals Bred:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than M. Bison’s Psycho Power? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Street Fighter combo! Our server is so epic, even Terry Bogard would be jealous. Year 2 character reveals? We’ve got ’em. High level replays? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on our insane balance patches – they’re more unpredictable than a random select match. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to victory – just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than Akuma on a bad day.

PupBlockParty

animal welfare, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disagreements, dog care, Dogs, family conflict, housemates, moving out, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet hair, pet ownership, pet training, pet waste, PupBlockParty, rehoming, responsibilities, Shelter, Siblings

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!