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NoobTechBan Minecraft Server

banned, Buy, Difference, digital divide, flashing light, internet, internet access, internet literacy, Light, Minecraft, Modem, NoobTechBan, pinecones, Play, router, Server, Son, Sticks, tech confusion, Tech illiterate, Technology, technology education, WiFi

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of dealing with tech illiterate people in the real world? Then join our Minecraft server where only the most technologically savvy players are allowed! No more dealing with people who can’t tell the difference between WiFi and the internet.

On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.

So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Votes:	5769	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, Country, creeper, cross-cultural comparisons, cultural norms, global perspectives, Intimacy, love, relationships, sex, sexual activity, sexual attitudes, sexual behavior, sexual culture, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual habits, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual traditions, social norms, societal expectations, taboo

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

#ILLLETVT, #LOOKATYOURTITS, #PLEASEPUTITBACK, AAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Adventure, crazy, Edition, Kronii, Kroniis, Minecraft, why

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have any rules here, except for one: you must scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at the top of your lungs every time you log in. Why, you ask? Well, because it’s fun, duh!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Kronii, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

But beware, there’s a mischievous VT roaming the server, stealing people’s items and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. If you can find your missing diamond sword in the belly of a giant slime, you’ll earn the title of “Master Detective” and be hailed as a hero among players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme! Just remember to keep screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or risk being banished to the realm of boring servers. Let the madness begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

blocks, comedic, comedic actor, comedic genius, comedic moment, comedic performance, comedic relief, comedic scene, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, meets, PALS, pixelated, Reality, takes off VR set, Technology, virtual, virtual reality, virtual reality humor, VR comedy, vr headset

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Complicated Vanilla Server – Simple Minds Allowed Only! Join the Chaos!

Adventure, alex’s caves, Allowed, AMBITION, cataclysm, Chaos, Community, COMPLICATED, Create, creativity, Discord, Economy, Exploration, innovation, Iron’s spells, Join, Journey, late game, Minds.., Modded, Mods, New faces, quality of life, Server, Simple, tight-knit, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Complexity SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	3 months old
Features	Exploration-based modpack, built-in economy, Discord chat integration
Community	Tight-knit, active, and adventurous

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Complexity SMP server?

To join the server, you can download the modpack from here and follow the instructions provided on the website.

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

Mods such as Alex’s Caves, Create, Cataclysm, Iron’s Spells, and many others are included to enhance the gameplay experience.

3. Is there an active Discord community for the server?

Yes, the server has an active Discord community with useful features to engage with other players. You can join the Discord server here.

4. What is the focus of the server?

The server emphasizes exploration, creativity, and innovation, providing players with a long-lasting world to build and explore.

5. Are new players welcomed on the server?

Absolutely! The server is always looking forward to seeing new faces and welcoming new members to the community.

Pixel Pals Playhouse

Avatar, branding, Character, creativity, design, Digital, FANTASY, Gaming, Icon, Iku Nakatani, imagination, Marketing, mascots, merchandise, PALS, Personality, PIXEL, playhouse, representation, symbol, video games, vidya, virtual world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3636
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mascots? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Iku Nakatani as our official vidya mascot! Why settle for a boring old creeper when you can have a cute anime girl guiding you through your Minecraft adventures?

Join our server for a chance to witness Iku Nakatani herself battling Ender Dragons with her magical powers and singing enchanting melodies to tame wild wolves. Rumor has it that she even has a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for brave adventurers to find!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft with Iku Nakatani by your side. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this magical land!

DetentionCraft: Where talking in class gets you banned! LOL

Anon, avoidance, awkward, banned, Boundaries, Class, Communication, Conversation, DetentionCraft, discretion, Drama, Friends, gossip, high school, lol, peer pressure, privacy, relationships, Respect, Rumors, School, social norms, Talking, teenagers, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and ride on the backs of ender dragons. Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks to add to his collection.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t talk to Anon in school about it. We don’t need any weird rumors spreading…

ChrysoliteSMP: Where we dig holes, make friends, and accidentally blow up our bases!

accidentally, advanced energistics 2, Bases, Biomes O’ plenty, BLOW, ChrysoliteSMP, Create, Dig, Friends, FTB Mods, Holes, Mekanism, Minecolonies, Modded, Mystical Agriculture, voice chat

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Animals Bred:	154	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to ChrysoliteSMP!

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We are a brand new server on 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.

The following are the mods included in said modpack:

– 🎙️ Voice Chat 🎙️

– 🏘️ Minecolonies 🏘️

– ⚡ Advanced Energistics 2 ⚡

– 👑 FTB Mods ( Claims and Ultimine ) 👑

– 🌳 Biomes O’ Plenty 🌳

– 🌱 Mystical Agriculture 🌱

– 🔧 Mekanism 🔧

– 🛞 Create 🛞

– ❓ and MUCH more! ❓

We value your experience on our server. We expect 20tps 24/7.

There is much more to come to ChrysoliteSMP as we are in the Early Access stage.

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Check out the modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/chrysolitesmp

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/5N4HvmpzYr

Server IP: chrysolitesmp.minecraft.best

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Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Version 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.
How many mods are included in the modpack?	There are several mods included such as Voice Chat, Minecolonies, Advanced Energistics 2, FTB Mods, Biomes O’ Plenty, Mystical Agriculture, Mekanism, Create, and many more.
What is expected in terms of server performance?	We aim for 20tps 24/7 to ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.
Is there more content planned for the server?	Yes, we are in the Early Access stage and have plans to add more features and content to ChrysoliteSMP in the future.

Back in My Day Minecraft Madness

air pollution, atmospheric conditions, climate challenges, climate change effects, Day, ecological changes, environmental concerns, environmental issues, global warming impacts, Hail on hot spring days, madness, Minecraft, natural disasters, outdoor adventures, outdoor experiences, Planes dropping unknown substances day and night, Smoke pollution in summer from wildfires, strange weather patterns, Things that didn’t happen BACK IN MY DAY, unusual occurrences, unusual phenomena, visible when camping, weather anomalies

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the weather is as unpredictable as your ex’s mood swings! Hail on hot spring days? Check. Smoke pollution in summer from wildfires? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the planes dropping unknown substances day and night – it’s like a rave in the sky!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, where you never know what Mother Nature (or the government) will throw at you next. Who needs boring old normal weather when you can have a constant adrenaline rush of chaos and confusion? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and dodge falling objects like a pro on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or bored) here!