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BrainCraftMC

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Alien Abductions:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

hey u, yea u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server got quantum entanglement in ur brain, yea u heard me right, ur brain is gonna be all quantum and stuff. u gonna be so conscious u gonna be like a freakin genius or sumthin.

dis server got so much craziness, u gonna be buildin like a madman, creatin epic structures dat defy da laws of physics. u gonna be fightin mobs like u never seen before, dey gonna be all quantum and stuff too.

join dis server and u gonna be part of da most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u ain’t never gonna wanna leave once u start playin. so what u waitin for? join now and let da quantum entanglement in ur brain take u on a wild ride.

Vanilla-ish UnderscoreCraft: Where Diamonds Are a Server’s Best Friend!

Adult, Builds, common sense, communal areas, Communication, Community, Community Projects, data packs, diamonds, discord account, English, Friend, Global, Nether Hub, Player Shops, respectful, rules, Servers, shopping district, smp, spawn buildings, Survival, UnderscoreCraft, Vanilla, Vanillaish

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Star Shards Collected:	101
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

UnderscoreCraft Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Whitelisted Semi-Vanilla Survival
Players	Adults 25+
Seasons	Starting 6th Season
Server Rules	Respectful behavior, no stealing or griefing, use common sense
Data-packs	Various quality-of-life improvements
Other Info	Community projects, TNT duping allowed responsibly
Server Info	Difficulty: Hard, 30 player slots, Minecraft Java Edition 1.21, Sodium and Lithium mods

UnderscoreCraft Minecraft Server FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Message the server admin for a Discord link to apply for whitelist.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: Players must be 25 years or older.

Q: How long do maps last?

A: Maps generally last 6-12 months, with mini-seasons between major seasons.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Be respectful, no stealing or griefing, use common sense.

Q: What data-packs are installed on the server?

A: Anti-Enderman Griefing, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Single Player Sleep, Dragon Drops Elytra, Customizable Armor Stands, AFK Display, Coordinates HUD.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server?

A: Yes, there is a shopping district for unique player shops.

Q: Are TNT duping allowed?

A: Yes, TNT duping is allowed but should be used responsibly.

BotCraft: Minecraft Server

Anons, BotCraft, Bots, Conspiracy, EMBARRASSING, fake news, hoax, hype, internet, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Political, Propaganda, Server, social media, trending, trending hashtag, Trending on social media, trending on X, trending topic, viral

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	1288	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring, bot-filled servers where the only excitement comes from watching fake players run around? Well, look no further because our server is so hype, even Kamala herself would be impressed! We haven’t made it a trend on X yet because we’re too busy having a blast building insane structures and battling mythical creatures. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChaosQueen Minecraft SMP

6 figures, airdrops, boden, ChaosQueen, DYM, easy money, Fake, JTO, JUP, memecoins, Minecraft, plastic rapper, Popcat, pump and dump, PYTH, smp, solana, Staking, Supporters, tia, Ugly, Wen, WIF

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Solana is the currency of choice! From September 2023 to May of 2024, Solana was the ultimate money maker, with staking getting you a whopping 7% return! But watch out for that plastic fake ugly “rapper” who launched a pumpfun and ruined everything – she’s the reason we can’t have nice things! Join now for a chance to breach six figures and trade in memecoins like WIF, POPCAT, and BODEN. Who needs real money when you have Solana, am I right? So come on down and join the madness – just don’t let that rapper near your stash!

MotherInLawMansion Minecraft Server

caring parent, challenging situations, coping strategies, coping with loss, difficult decisions, emotional toll., exhaustion, family dynamics, family relationships, germophobia, health issues, hygiene, illness prevention, judgment, maternal death, Minecraft, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMansion, over protective, personal boundaries, renal insufficiency, self-care, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	3377	Emeralds Found:	5265
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
New Chunks Explored:	383180	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5273
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a hospital room? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no one will be picking their nose while playing, and hand washing is a must before joining any games.

Join us and avoid the drama of in-laws who don’t understand the importance of hygiene. Our server is so clean, even your kidneys will thank you for it!

Don’t risk getting sick from playing on other servers, come join us where the only thing contagious is the fun! And remember, staying germ-free is not just for germophobes, it’s for everyone who wants to game in a safe and clean environment. See you in the game!

CraftyCashShowdown

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, control, CraftyCashShowdown, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, Expenses, Fighting, Financial, income, Insecurity, Jealousy, misunderstanding, MONEY, not answering right away, relationship, Resentment, Trust

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Buildings Constructed:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into the world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a fun and hilarious time with outrageous reasons to play on our server.

Are you tired of your boyfriend constantly questioning your every move and how you spend your in-game currency? Well, on our server, you can be the boss of your own virtual world without anyone breathing down your neck! Build your dream house rent-free and spend your diamonds however you please, without anyone judging you for treating your friends to a virtual coffee.

Join us for a laugh as we navigate the crazy world of Minecraft, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest and most epic creations. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle, without anyone asking you how much gold you have in your virtual bank account. So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our hilarious Minecraft server!

LifeChangingLlama – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and make a decision that will change the course of your virtual life forever! Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start a flash mob dance party around you. You join in, busting out your best moves, and before you know it, you’re crowned the Creeper King/Queen of the server. Your life will never be the same after that epic dance-off! So come join us and make decisions that will rock your blocky world!

BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!

activities, BlockyBoys, DISLIKES, Gender norms, Gender Roles, hobbies, interests, Masculinity, Men, Mining, misconceptions, Myths, Opinions, Perspectives, Preferences, reddit, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Emeralds Found:	6335

Are you tired of being stereotyped as a man who only likes sports and beer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to break those stereotypes! Join us and discover a world where men can express their love for unicorns, rainbows, and glitter blocks without judgment.

Our server is filled with epic quests that involve rescuing adorable kittens from evil creepers and building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen. Who needs sports when you can compete in our annual fashion show where the best-dressed player wins a diamond tiara?

So come on, join our server and show the world that real men don’t just like sports and beer, they like sparkles and rainbows too!

BlockyBankBusters

account closures, banking policies, banking regulations, block accounts, BlockyBankBusters, Clients, compliance, cross-border payments, financial compliance, financial institutions, financial services, financial transactions, foreign transactions, international banking, legal requirements, money transfers, payments, restrictions, russia, sanctions, US banks

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	216513	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	157
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

so, like, u know how some banks be all like “nope, u can’t make payments from russia”? well, not on our server, fam! we welcome all the craziness from russia and beyond! come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and shenanigans. who needs banks when u can just trade diamonds and emeralds with ur fellow players, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground russian mafia faction that u can join if u dare. so come on, comrade, join us and let’s show those banks who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

ZeroInfinityCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mines Excavated:	2939	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance like ballerinas. u can ride on dragons and shoot diamonds out of ur butt. the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant u wishes if u find the secret rainbow portal. u can build a house made of cake and eat it too. there’s a secret underground disco party with skeletons as djs. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. remember, no matter how big a number is, it is always closer to zero than infinity on this server.