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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2512 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 317 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?