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But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.
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I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.
To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.
If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
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On this server, you can build the most epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and battle creepers like a true warrior. And guess what? We have a secret underground club where we dress up as pigs and dance to dubstep!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, my friend.
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