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Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	7865	Secret Passages Found:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

GeneticallyCrafted LOLz: EUGENICS IS BASED

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take eugenics to a whole new level! Forget about building cool structures or battling mobs, the real challenge here is proving that you are of quality genetic material.

Join us and show off your superior genes by completing crazy challenges and puzzles that will test your intelligence, strength, and agility. Only the best genetic specimens will be allowed to reproduce and continue the legacy of greatness in this galaxy.

Say goodbye to incel Untermensch and hello to a world where only the most genetically superior players thrive. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and help support the future of humanity through Minecraft!

AnimeReactionCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	223	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Do you spend more time watching anime reaction videos on YouTube than actually playing Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like stepping into a real-life anime world, complete with giant mechs, magical girls, and talking animals. Join us and battle it out with your favorite anime characters, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even discover the secret to unlocking your own superpowers! So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate anime hero in the Minecraft world!

CraftyComedian’s LOL-tastic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old entertainers? Well, look no further because our server has the one and only Diamond Dave, the most legendary entertainer in all of Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to witness Diamond Dave perform his famous chicken juggling act while riding a pig through a flaming hoop! And that’s not all, folks! He also sings like a parrot and dances like a creeper on a hot potato!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Diamond Dave once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming smile and a stack of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch him serenading a group of Endermen with his ukulele made of diamonds.

So why settle for mediocre entertainers when you can join our server and experience the one-of-a-kind talent of Diamond Dave? Hurry, before the mobs steal the show!

Crafty Persians vs Freedom Blocks: A Minecraft Server Showdown!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238

Are you tired of Iran threatening American freedom? Do you want to show those pesky enemies who’s boss? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner warrior!

Join our server and help us recruit for our virtual military to defend against the evil forces of Iran. Don’t be scared to step up and serve, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

So come on and join us for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of virtual patriotism. Who knew saving America could be so much fun in blocky form?

CraftyFacts: Where Minecraft meets trivia – learn about your country while building blocks!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality itself. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? It’s true! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever holds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky McBlockface: The Cody Rhodes of Pixel Pals

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8697	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the Cody Rhodes of Phase Connect! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. They stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if that wasn’t enough, they discovered a hidden portal that led them to a dimension where llamas ruled the land and waged epic battles against evil sheep overlords.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a dragon while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? You can also participate in weekly llama fashion shows and compete for the title of Best Dressed Llama in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Phase Connect!

Pixelated LOLs: ‘Screen Cap This’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Crops Grown:	3213	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race of the Western world? Do you dream of a life where you can make top bucks while living in exotic locales? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.

So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?

Crafty Kingdoms – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with skeletons, spells, and strategic warfare? Join our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again and the Skeletons Edition awaits you!

Created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who else would know how to school you in battle?), this fantasy turn-based war game will blow your mind with over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items. It’s like an autist’s wildest dream come true!

Forget about directly controlling battles, here you’ll be planning them out like a master tactician. And with simplistic graphics that are easily moddable, the possibilities are endless.

Join us on this epic adventure where the pastebin is extremely outdated, the Steam group is full of vanheimageofvidya enthusiasts, and the multiplayer guide will have you blitzing through battles like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Llamaserver for all your gaming needs, dive into the extensive documentation, and explore the fan art on thronebooru.booru.org (because who doesn’t love a good fan creation?).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Skeletons Edition Dominions and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Rich AF Minecraft Server – No Flex Zone

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of gold diggers trying to mine your diamonds on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground dating scene where players can find love without worrying about their wealth being exposed! Join now and find your perfect match without having to worry about anyone trying to steal your virtual riches. Who knew finding love in Minecraft could be so scandalous and exciting? Join us today and start crafting your love story!

Crafting with Conservatives: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7481
Dragon Eggs Found:	1363	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you ready to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your peak masculinity? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, intense mining sessions, and the chance to prove you’re the manliest player around.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were tough stuff. They joined our server and were immediately challenged to a duel by a giant creeper. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, they stood their ground and defeated the creeper with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. That player? They became a legend on our server, and you could too!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a suit of armor made entirely out of obsidian? We got that too. Join our server and become the envy of all your friends with your unbeatable gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, only the manliest players can survive in our world. Are you up to the challenge?