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TearCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy with our epic playlist of songs that will hit you right in the feels. From the haunting melodies of “Creeper, Oh Man” to the heart-wrenching ballad of “Diamonds Are Forever,” our server will have you reaching for the tissues in no time. Join us for a truly emotional Minecraft experience like no other, where even the creepers shed a tear at the beauty of our music selection.

BlockBustMasters

24 hour period, BlockBustMasters, Climax, Intimacy, orgasm, Personal Record, Physical Release, Pleasure, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, sexual activity, sexual experience, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3177
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server will have you reaching new heights of pleasure with our record-breaking orgies! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, our server is all about breaking personal records for most orgasms in a 24 hour period. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Cyprus, CyprusCraft, danger, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nasrallah, Politics, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Threats, War, Warning

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where u can blow stuff up and have a blast? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination.

plus, we got this dude nasrallah who’s always talking about targeting cyprus and causing chaos. like, who even knows what’s gonna happen next on this server? it’s like a rollercoaster of mayhem and madness.

so come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and destruction. but remember, no place in israel is safe, so watch out for nasrallah and his crazy plans. it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

CraftyKoreanWarz

arms supply, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarz, defense cooperation, defense industry, diplomatic decision, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military aid, military assistance, political decision, presidential official, reconsider, S.Korea, security assistance, strategic partnership, Ukraine, weapons procurement

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs flyin’ with jetpacks, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even S. Korea is reconsiderin’ their arms supply to Ukraine just to get a piece of the action! That’s right, world leaders be droppin’ everything just to log on and play with us!

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and endless laughs. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🚀🐷💥

Don8Craft: Owner’s Fave!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	6429
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	155

so, liek, u ever want to join a minecraft server where ur donations actually matter? well, this server is da place for u!

u see, when u donate an item, it might become the new owner’s absolute FAVOURITE thing they own. imagine the power u have in ur hands! u could donate a diamond sword and suddenly the owner can’t live without it.

join us and watch as ur donations become the talk of the server. who knows, maybe u’ll donate something so epic that the owner builds a shrine in ur honor. the possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

VapeCraft32.5%

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got more high-strength vapes than you can shake a stick at! Our players are puffin’ away on e-cigarettes with up to 20mg/ml of nicotine like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create vape clouds so thick they’ll block out the sun! And don’t worry about getting addicted, because our virtual vapes are totally safe and won’t give you any real-life cravings.

Join us now and be part of the vaping revolution in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you can have clouds of nicotine instead? It’s a whole new level of addiction, baby!

Noodleshooters: The Pasta Adventure – 1.21 Vanilla Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	872
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Noodlecraft Season 2 Server Overview:

Description
Welcome to Noodlecraft season 2! This server has a history of previous seasons and is now looking to expand with new friendly faces. The season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy. The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join by submitting an application through the provided link: Application Form
What is the focus of this season?	This season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy.
When is the server launching?	The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024. Exact day to be announced.
Are there any rules in place?	Yes, to ensure a safe and friendly environment, there are rules that all players must adhere to. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Rudo’s Love Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Votes:	9622
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the blocky world! Join now and witness the epic love triangle between Rudo, a pig named Bacon, and a talking diamond sword named Shiny! Who will Rudo end up with? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the drama! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PistolPete’s NBA Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right, the creepers have some killer dance moves on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the mystical world of blocky wonders. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? No problem! Want to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? We got you covered!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow breakdancing in a disco made of emeralds, you’ll never want to leave.

CraftySocial Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of social media ruining your personal communication skills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all forms of social media! That’s right, no more awkward DMs or misinterpreted emojis. Join us and experience the joy of real, face-to-face interactions with your fellow players as you build, mine, and survive together in a world free from the tyranny of likes and retweets. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a truly unique and social media-free Minecraft experience!