#TeamNouxx Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Star Shards Collected:	203
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Animals Bred:	106
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Animals Bred:	162	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud

Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	7403
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!