TeamCrazyMonkeyz Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Chaos

catchy, Chaos, club, Crafty, Dance, Duo, electronic, Energetic, Fun, high energy, Live Music, Music, Party, Performance, pop, Russian, Synth, upbeat, vocals, Гoგs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	8491
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7037	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky, guarded by a team of flying pigs with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. With. Laser. Eyes.

2. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of giant chickens that can shoot fireballs from their beaks. Who wouldn’t want to ride a fire-breathing chicken into battle?

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, oh no. It’s rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out golden nuggets. Imagine the riches you could amass by collecting unicorn poop!

4. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who break out into a synchronized dance routine every time someone enters. It’s like a rave, but with explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Redeem the Potato: A Minecraft Server

Dharma, do not redeem, funny, gift card, HMM, House, humor, long trail tag, Minecraft, Pack, please, Potato, praise, prank, radscorpions, REDEEM, Redemption, Saar, Send, Server, Tag, threat, Warning, yes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Villages Defended:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4271
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild!

Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!

On our server, you can build INSANE structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, you heard that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always praise Dharma to stay safe from radscorpions!

MineCraic – Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia Ashelia, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, MineCraic, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build with Lia, the Queen of Redstone, mine with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Miner, and craft with Hakushika Iori, the Enchanting Enigma!

But wait, there’s more! Survive with Fujikura Uruka, the Firestarter, explore with Shisui Michiru, the Mystic, and conquer with Tenma Maemi, the Diamond Warrior!

And that’s not all! Join Pipkin Pippa, the Pixel Princess, dig with Kaneko Lumi, the Lava Lover, and fight with Dizzy Dokuro, the Bone Breaker!

But wait, there’s even more! Adventure with Jelly Hoshiumi, the Galactic Gamer, craft with Ember Amane, the Blaze Boss, and build with Remilia Nephys, the Nether Queen!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! And remember, keep mining and crafting! 🤣🔥🎮

Hades 2: Blocky Boogaloo

blocky, Boogaloo, daedalus hammer, damage buff, double-shot, DPS monster, dual blades, EASY, first zone, flat damage, full, Hades, Hecate, mana meter, Omega attacks, Poseidon, runs, Specials, starting staff, tech demo, useless

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ores Mined:	6180	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!

Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?

Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

Crafty Creepers – Where Everyone is Welcome (except for griefers)

anti-black, Blacks, colleges, commencement speech, Crafty, CREEPERS, FIRED, Gay, Griefers, harvard, influential, Israel, jew supremacist, Jews, Muslim speaker, muslims, protesting Israel, racism, racist beginnings, sats, standardized test scores, University, valedictorian

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	729
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Animals Bred:	86

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!

Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!

And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!

But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg-steam, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Day 55, Demo Day 56, Demo Days, gamedev, handbrake, helpful links, How to WebM, Logo, new threads, Noobs, obsproject, Previous thread, Pros, Resources, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride of creativity, adventure, and mayhem like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that player? They never left. Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave either.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond castle, guarded by a fierce dragon who only accepts players with the most epic building skills. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination!

Crafting Love Connections – Pre-Tinder Era Server

awkward moments, Chivalry, Communication, Connections, courtship, Crafting, DATING, dating apps, era, Etiquette, love, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, parents, past times, phone calls, PreTinder, relationships, romance, Server, social interactions, Technology, teenage crushes, teenage years, Traditional

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of dating apps and bad boy Chads!

Back in the day, before the era of dating apps, you had to call your crush’s house and risk having their parents answer the phone. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress so impenetrable that not even Chad himself can break through!

Join us for epic adventures, unlimited diamonds, and the chance to show off your mad crafting skills to impress even the toughest of parents. Who needs dating apps when you can conquer the pixelated world with your friends by your side?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those pesky parents and bad boys in the dust!

Minecraft Madness: Animated Adventures

Adventures, animated, best tales, gets the least screentime, girl, madness, Minecraft, Tales of Animation, UNFAIR

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Enchantments Applied:	258
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being the best tales girl in Minecraft but getting the least screentime? Well, on our server, that won’t be a problem! Join us and become the star of your own Minecraft story!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine is scared to log on. We have dragons that shoot rainbows out of their mouths and unicorns that drop diamonds wherever they trot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret treasure island where you can find enchanted golden apples and magic wands that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the legendary hero you were always meant to be! And remember, on our server, the best tales girl always gets the most screentime!

ChunkyGayCraft: Where Big, Stupid, Gay Fun Happens!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being fat, gay, and stupid is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and fabulous friends.

Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!

Crafty Cat Ladies: No Bullying Zone

bullying, cat, Crafty, discrimination, female aggression, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, Harassment, Incels, ladies, mental health, Misogyny, online harassment, peer pressure, power dynamics, social hierarchy, Social Issues, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, women bullying, Zone

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where incels are so common that they practically run the place! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy incel antics and unbelievable drama.

Our server is like no other, with incels building towering monuments to their favorite anime waifus and engaging in intense incel debates about the best strategies for finding a girlfriend.

But that’s not all! We also have incel-exclusive events where players can compete to win the heart of a virtual girlfriend and incel-themed skins to really get into character.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the incel community itself, look no further. Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the incel insanity that awaits!