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CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Potions Brewed:	107	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9501
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3084
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2771
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8623	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Void Armor Forged:	27	Enchantments Applied:	252
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	685
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

chief, clarification, denial, deputy, Good, health, international relations, iran, Iran news, Iranian military, Iranian politics, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, Misinformation, missing, News, Quds Force, QudsCraft, Rumors, SECURITY, speculation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Void Armor Forged:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!