Team Primrose Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Unfucked Minecraft Server

beyond fixing, beyond help, beyond hope, beyond recovery, beyond redemption, beyond repair, beyond saving, damaged beyond repair, Doomed, hopeless, irreparable, irretrievable, irreversible, lost cause, Minecraft, Server, too far gone, unfucked, unsalvageable

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	2118
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

Join our server if you want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever. We have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs, a skydiving competition with creepers, and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep that farts rainbows.

So why join our server? Because we’re the only place where you can witness a zombie breakdancing competition, a skeleton fashion show, and a zombie pigman spa day. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

KidAtHeartMC

childhood memories, growing up, Inner child, introspection, KidAtHeartMC, looking back, Nostalgia, past self, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Remember when you were 10 years old and all you wanted to do was play Minecraft all day? Well, guess what? You can still do that on our server! But this isn’t just any old Minecraft server, oh no. This is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through our wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can slay any mob with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner 10 year old self run wild with joy and wonder. Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

CraftyNotes

Communication, CraftyNotes, down, future self, Habit, journaling, Memory, mental health, mindfulness, noting, organization, personal development, Planning, productivity, Reflection, reminder, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, things, Writing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the land of epicness and show you where to find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.

but beware, there are evil creepers lurking around every corner, waiting to blow up your hard-earned creations.

join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in minecraft.

trust me, your future self will thank you for joining this server of pure madness and mayhem.

Crafters Galaxy

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Minigames Faction Skyblock Roleplay Economy Towny Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore RPG Quests Prison KitPvP BedWars Hunger Games Creative Whitelisted, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7935	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to Crafters Galaxy! Join our friendly community to explore, build, and adventure together. Whether you’re a beginner or a pro, there’s something for everyone. Crafters Galaxy – your new Minecraft home! Crafters Galaxy – where every block is a new beginning!

play.craftersgalaxy.xyz:1242

MineHertz Network

Anarchy, bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom, Experience, Friends, java, Minecraft, MineHertz Network, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

MineHertz is a custom survival server where you can play with your Java and Bedrock friends and live an incredible custom survival experience!

minehertz.xyz:25733

EuroSisters Crafty Server

acceptance, activism, Allies, Community, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Eurosisters, GayBearRes, inclusion, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, point, pride, representation, Server, social media, solidarity, Support, twitter, VISIBILITY

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic adventures with our resident Gay Bear, who will guide you through the craziest challenges and quests you’ve ever seen. Watch out for the rainbow-colored creepers and the fabulous zombies that will try to steal your diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your pixelated pals. And don’t forget about our exclusive potion brewing class taught by a real-life witch (just kidding, she’s actually a cat in a witch hat).

So why wait? Click that link and join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PhantomCraft Server: Chapter 32

chapter, Chapter 32, chilling, creepy, Dark, don’t hold back, dumping, eerie, fear, ghost story, haunted house, Horror, Mystery, Pan-pan-pandaaa, Paranormal, phantomcraft, scare, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Thread, Thriller, Welcome Ghost Mansion

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is all about letting loose and causing chaos!

Join us for epic panda battles where you can ride on the backs of these adorable creatures as you conquer the land. And don’t forget to unleash your creativity with our unlimited TNT supply – blow up anything and everything in sight!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who worship the almighty panda god. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner panda warrior roam free on our pandemonium-filled server!

HungryCraft Minecraft Server

cooking expectations, Courtesy, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family mealtime, family responsibilities, fixed lunch hours, food sharing, grocery contribution, HungryCraft, light food, lunch breaks, makeshift lunch, meal preparation, mealtime boundaries, mealtime etiquette, Minecraft, Server, snark remarks, work from office, working from home

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of lunch breaks and the struggle of dealing with family drama! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wolves, all while trying to avoid your dad’s passive-aggressive comments about not cooking lunch for the whole family during your lunch break. Will you stand up to his demands or continue to enjoy your makeshift meals in peace?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like the time OP’s mom joined in on the lunchtime drama and made things even more chaotic. Can you navigate through the family dynamics while also battling creepers and zombies?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft adventures all in one place? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

RoomieCraft: No BF, No Fees!

Amenities, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Contribute, Expenses, fees, friendship, Frustration, living situation, personal space, privacy, Rent, RoomieCraft, roommate, temporary, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Utilities

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	92	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Votes:	843	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama and live in a world where you make the rules! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome.

Our server is the perfect place to express yourself freely, whether that means building a bra-free zone or creating a space where you can kick back and relax without any unwanted intrusions.

Don’t let real-life drama get you down, come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, there’s no need to worry about splitting rent or utilities with anyone – it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to roommate troubles and hello to a world where you can truly be yourself. Who needs roommates when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BlockbusterBinge

#guiltypleasure, addiction, alltimefavorite, BlockbusterBinge, Cinema, classic, comfortmovie, enjoyment, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, marathon viewing, Movie, moviebuff, nevergetsold, Obsession, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, watch

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Votes:	7539	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of watching the same movie for the 100th time? Well, join our Minecraft server and never worry about that again! Our server is so entertaining, you’ll never have time to watch a movie ever again. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like being in your favorite movie but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Join now and say goodbye to boring movie nights forever!