Crystal SMP: The Semi-Spicy Vanilla Server – Climb the Versions, Share the Carpets, Stay Whitelisted!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

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About Us

We are a technical Minecraft server who are trying to mess around with the game in a semi-vanilla way. We are starting in an early version of the game and slowly working our way up collecting cool items and features. We want to make a place where different players with different expertise can come together.

Features

The Carpet mod: This mod adds features like the ability to stack empty shulker boxes and fix features like ghost blocks. We are currently running the vanilla snapshot 14w26a and plan to add server-side mods like Lithium for performance improvements.

Planned Projects

Spawn chunk perimeter with custom art, massive custom main storage, life-draining Y0 Sliced portals slime farm capable of multiple million items per hour, and more.

Join Us

If you are interested, please apply on our Discord: https://discord.gg/gSVCfYFDdS

Server Updates

We are currently running 1.8 snapshot (14w26a) and will be updating soon to include more features and optimizations with the Carpet mod.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft are you currently running?	We are running the 1.8 snapshot (14w26a) but will be updating to newer versions soon.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on our Discord server and if accepted, you will be given the member rank and server info.
What features does the Carpet mod add?	The Carpet mod adds features like stacking empty shulker boxes, fixing ghost blocks, and other quality of life improvements.

”>Sushi vs Kimchi Minecraft Server”

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a revenge story against bullies? Look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with intense battles and epic main characters that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Forget webtoons, this server is like playing Mortal Kombat on a Super Nintendo – except you’re the one in control of the action! Join us now for a gaming experience that’s more thrilling than any comic book plot twist.

Kevin Nash’s Immune Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1360
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become like Kevin Nash, immune to all dangers in the game. You can call yourself a dimeless shitter, KWAB, anti draw, or even a mark, and nothing will faze you. But beware, if you dare to call someone a raped bitch, you will witness the ultimate recoil and shock. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen and where you can truly test your limits. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9357	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Votes:	8030
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the analog filters are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in a retro VHS tape! Dive into our liminal space and explore the mysterious backrooms filled with secrets and surprises. But be warned, our shock tactics and jump scares will keep you on your toes and your heart racing! Join us for a wild ride filled with MMMMMmmmmmMHMMMMMHMMMHMHMHMHM moments you won’t forget!

BlockBusterMC: Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will Steve break Ronaldo’s records in defeating them all? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature said to bring good luck to those who can tame it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride the Diamond Pig into battle will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Slaindox

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Experience Minecraft like never before on Slaindox! Our modded server features enhanced mobs, epic bosses, and mesmerizing dimensions. With weekly updates adding new mods, the adventure never ends! Join our Discord community today and start your ultimate Minecraft journey! DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pJYPn4WA22

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GangbangCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas who are totally into gangbangs! That’s right, you heard me. These chunky little fellas are always down for a good time and will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the pig races we host every Saturday. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a tutu zooming past you at lightning speed.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with chuubas, disco zombies, and pig races that will leave you squealing with delight. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Barzini’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, I talked to Barzini himself! That’s right, THE Barzini from the Godfather movie. He gave us the inside scoop on how to run a successful mafia in Minecraft. Join us and become the ultimate mob boss, taking over the server one block at a time. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of the mafia on your side? So come join us and let’s make some offers that can’t be refused!

Minecraft server: “ConcordCraft”

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of the same old hero shooters with no originality? Do you want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its outrageousness? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles in a world where Marvel superheroes face off against Overwatch characters in a showdown of epic proportions. Witness the chaos as Deadpool takes on Tracer in a battle for the ages.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a unique game mode called “Concord Deadlock XDefiant” where players must navigate through a maze of obstacles while being chased by a horde of angry chickens.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling it out with your favorite heroes in a Minecraft world filled with insanity and laughter. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Farms Harvested:	484
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to be ambushed by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend! Join our epic Minecraft server and never mine alone again! We have a secret handshake that only true members know, so you’ll always have friends to watch your back.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a house in under 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to meet this legendary hero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams the server handing out diamonds to lucky players. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventures begin!

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