Join us for epic battles between Ukrainian villagers and Russian invaders, build your own babushka-themed base, and participate in our annual pierogi-eating contest. Who will come out on top, the borscht-loving Ukrainians or the vodka-drinking Russians? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!
Picture this: ya mining away in the virtual land, buildin’ ya dream house outta virtual bricks and blocks, when suddenly ya boss tries to hit ya up for some work stuff. But guess what? On dis server, ya can tell ’em to bugger off and keep on craftin’ without a care in the world!
Join now and live the ultimate work-life balance, where ya can escape to a world of endless possibilities and never have to worry ’bout work intrudin’ on ya Minecraft time again. So grab ya pickaxe and come on down, mate!
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Server Name | TotallyNotSuspicious |
| Established | 2018 |
| Season 12 Start Date | August 2nd |
| Host Location | North America |
| Members | 350 on server, 550 total |
Apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions in #waitlist-form.
Yes, being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.
Yes, you can join as a Discord Member if you only want to chat and take breaks from playing on the server.
Yes, you can view images of spawn from previous seasons here.
But wait, there’s more! We have a VIP section for those who speak any language, because why limit yourself to just one? Plus, we allow shilling of your 499view oshi because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine like a diamond in the rough.
And if you need some entertainment, we have a Wheel of Names, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) so you never forget to send your favorite virtual YouTuber a virtual cake on their special day.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let’s make some memories and maybe even spawn a few ducks along the way. See you there!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, for the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only moved when you played the chicken dance emote! It was a sight to behold, and only the bravest of players dared to claim the loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic events like the Resonator Showcase, where players can show off their skills and win amazing prizes. And don’t forget about the Weapon Banner, where you can get your hands on the rarest weapons in the game. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the action!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Wuthering Waves and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next! See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity shine and forget about all the unnecessary drama in your life. Plus, we have a strict no-grandma-in-the-delivery-room policy, so you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be free from any unwanted family members trying to steal the spotlight.
So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a grandma in the delivery room when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers cheering you on instead? Let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time!
Imagine a world where your old sock puppet collection can come to life and fight off creepers for you, or where that dusty old toaster you never use can actually teleport you to different dimensions. Anything is possible on our server, where the weirder the object, the more powerful it becomes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must search far and wide for the fabled Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this potato will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and adventure. Who knows, maybe that old rubber chicken you have lying around could be the key to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dungeon of Adulting,” where players must navigate through challenges like doing taxes and grocery shopping to earn epic loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most financially responsible players can conquer this dungeon.
So why waste your twenties stressing about the future when you can escape to our server and laugh in the face of adulthood? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!
