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ImpeachBidenMC Server

Accountability, administration, biden, CONSERVATIVE, Corruption, democrats, Government, IMPEACH, ImpeachBidenMC, Impeachment, Incompetence, investigation, leadership, opposition, Partisan, Politics, Presidency, republicans, rightwingers, scandal, Server, trump

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Tired of waiting for the rightwingers to impeach Biden? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can take matters into your own hands and impeach Biden yourself! Build your own impeachment trial court, gather evidence of Biden’s wrongdoings (like eating ice cream too often), and rally your fellow players to join the cause. Who needs Congress when you have Minecraft? Join now and make impeachment great again!

CraftyAnthroMales Minecraft Server

CraftyAnthroMales, HFW Human Men Stories The Tales of Prince Anonymous Tusks After Dusk: Hag’s Lament Broken Dreams, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Runes Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where human males and female anthros come together in a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for epic tales like “The Frost on her Feathers” where a prince battles a hag, or “Claws of Helion” where unlikely meetings lead to chaos.

Embark on a journey with “Raised by Humans” and discover the secrets of a shattered world in “Survivors of a Shattered World.” And if you’re feeling brave, dive into “Of Void” where rebirth awaits in iron!

With stories like “Tusks After Dusk” and “Broken Dreams, and Dead Friends,” you’ll never run out of excitement on our server. So come on in and join the fun – who knows what adventures await in this crazy world of human males and female anthros!

BabyCraft NightShift

anger, BabyCraft, childcare, Communication, Construction Worker, crying, exhaustion, first time parents, Frustration, Guilt, newborn, NIGHTSHIFT, parenting, partner, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, SAHM, sleep deprivation, Support, teamwork, Yelling

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	75

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parenting skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us for a wild ride of sleepless nights, diaper changes, and postpartum rage like you’ve never experienced before.

Imagine a world where your partner sleeps through EVERYTHING while you struggle to keep your sanity intact. Will you be able to survive the surprise “rough nights” with a screaming baby and a partner who just won’t wake up to help? Only the bravest and most patient players will come out on top.

But beware, losing your cool and yelling at your partner may result in some intense in-game drama. Will you be able to navigate the challenges of parenthood while keeping your relationship intact? Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate test of teamwork and communication.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos of parenting in a whole new light. Who knew virtual babies could be so demanding?

DineWithHistory

Conversation, DineWithHistory, Dinner, dinner party, dream dinner, famous person, historical character, historical dinner, historical event, historical figure, historical guest, historical hero, historical icon, historical inspiration, historical leader, historical legend, historical mentor, historical personality, iconic figure, influential figure

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3885
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

If you could have dinner with any historical figure, it would definitely be Steve from our Minecraft server! He may not be a traditional historical figure, but his ability to mine diamonds with just a wooden pickaxe is truly legendary. Plus, rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a bucket of lava and a stack of pork chops. Join our server and you might just get the chance to dig deep into some virtual steak with the one and only Steve!

LebCraft: Stone Age Showdown

age, aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, showdown, STONE, stone age, Tension, Threats, violence, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we take u back to the stone age like israel threatens to do to lebanon!!! u can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of actual stone!!! build a house out of literal rocks!!! watch out for creepers who wanna blow u up like a war zone!!! join now for a wild ride that will make u question reality!!! #minecraft #stonedage #lebanonwho

FailSucceedCraft

achievement, confusion, determination, FailSucceedCraft, Failure, goal-setting, growth, introspection, irony, learning, mindset, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradox, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Zombie Dances:	6

so like, have you ever tried to fail on purpose but then you end up succeeding? like, what even is that? well, if you wanna experience that kind of mind-boggling confusion on the reg, then you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. yep, you heard that right. DIAMOND EGGS.

our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing stuff up. and don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re out here hosting fashion shows and beauty pageants.

if you wanna be part of the most wacky, wild, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over! just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. you’ll be sucked into a world of absolute madness and mayhem. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored again, right?

NeanderthalCareServer

Ancient, anthropology, archaic human, caregiving, child, compassion, Compassionate, Down’s syndrome, Evolution, extinct species, findings, genetics, History, human evolution, neanderthal, NeanderthalCareServer, prehistoric, research, special needs, study, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where Neanderthal kids with Down’s syndrome not only survive, but thrive until they’re six years old? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even ancient hominids are living their best lives here. Join us for some compassionate caregiving and insane survival skills – who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from our prehistoric pals. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Headshot SMP

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Java Bedrock SMP Anarchy Hacks Multiplayer Survival PVP Community Creative Minigames Economy Vanilla Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Skyblock Faction Modded Plugins, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7292	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Headshot SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! Here’s what we’ve got so far:

• Anarchy – No rules, which everything goes, even hacks!

• SMP – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!

We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join!

IP: mc.headshotnetworks.com Bedrock Port: 25565

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Intensify Network

1.20, base building, Claiming, Economy, Enhanced, Fighting, Friends, hunting, Intensify Network, Ip:, Leveling system, MCMMO, Minecraft, mobs, multiplayer, player, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Wild

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Intensify is a enhanced Vanilla+ 1.20 – 1.20.6 If The IP Didn’t Work Then Try 51.79.229.95:25504 Minecraft style with leveling system of player and mobs! Come along with friends build your base and claim it while hunting and fighting other players in the wild!

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The Sanctum Season Too Vanilla for Mature Hermitcraftians

Adults, Communication, Community, consideration, Discord, evolve, Expansion, Experience, Farms, Hermitcraftians, interview, Join, Mature, Players, RESPONSIBILITY, sanctum, Season, Server, shopping, Spawn, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	80	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

The Sanctum Minecraft Server

The Sanctum is a Hermitcraft type server for mature adults. Similar to Hermitcraft, we have a similar age range of players, freedom to undertake projects, and a vanilla gameplay experience.

Server Info:

Server Type	Hermitcraft style
Version	1.21
World	Fresh world

To join us, please click on the discord link below and message to request an interview:

Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Do you have age restrictions?	We are a server for mature adults but do not have a strict age limit.
Are there any plugins or mods used?	No, we strive to maintain a vanilla experience with no warps, teleports, or performance plugins.
Can I build anywhere on the server?	Yes, we encourage players to build freely and show consideration for others.
Is there a whitelist process?	Yes, we require a voice interview before whitelisting players to join the server.