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BioDadFamDramaCraft

Abuse, bio dad, BioDadFamDramaCraft, Cancer, Contact, deadbeat, extended family, family, family drama, foster care, Genetic, half siblings, Lies, lies exposed, lying.., medical history, mormon family, relationship, Secrets, Trust, unique name

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4115	Zombie Dances:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Forget about your bio dad and his lies, on our server, you can create your own family with other players and build a virtual empire together. Who needs a deadbeat dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts to play with?

Plus, if you’re looking for some genetic background information, just ask our resident Minecraft scientist who can tell you all about the hereditary traits of Endermen and villagers. Who needs a 95-year-old grandfather when you have the wisdom of Minecraft players at your disposal?

So join our server today and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a long-lost sibling in the world of Minecraft!

WaybackCraft SMP: GovtGoneOops

Accountability, archives, Censorship, data integrity, data preservation, deleted pages, digital history, digital preservation, freedom of information, Government, government transparency, GovtGoneOops, historical records, Information Security, internet archive, online censorship, preservation, smp, transparency, US Whitehouse, wayback machine, WaybackCraft, Website

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

LOL GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Whitehouse website but on crack! We got pages being deleted left and right, but don’t worry, the Wayback Machine got our backs, archiving all that juicy content for us to explore.

Imagine if someone tries to censor our archives, like bro, that’s some next level drama right there. We gotta band together and protect our precious internet history, just like how we protect our diamond armor in the Nether.

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government files, and maybe even some cursed images from the dark web. Who knows what we’ll uncover in this wacky world of digital chaos? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for truth, justice, and maybe a few memes along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🤣🤙 #WaybackMachineSMP #ProtectTheArchives #MinecraftConspiracyTheoryMadness

ZuckCraft: Cure Diseases or Bust!

Bust, charitable giving, cure, cure diseases, disease eradication, disease prevention, diseases, Facebook founder, global health, Health Innovation, Healthcare, healthcare funding, healthcare initiatives, Mark Zuckerberg, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, philanthropy, public health, social responsibility, technology in healthcare, Wife, ZuckCraft, Zuckerberg Foundation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1005
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mark Zuckerberg’s failed attempts at curing diseases? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about those two and their empty promises. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more entertaining than watching Mark try to act like a human. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those boring billionaires in the dust!

BalticBlockParty

Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, DOMINANCE, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, Politics, russia, Russia-NATO relations, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial waters

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil NATO dominance in the Baltic Sea! we ride polar bears into battle and use vodka as our secret weapon. build your own russian fortress and defend against the invading enemies with your trusty balalaika. join us and together we will show those pesky NATO who’s boss in the virtual world of minecraft! da comrade, let’s do this!

MythBuster’s ClimateCraft

#sustainability, activism, Challenging, climate action, climate advocacy, climate change, climate crisis, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate scientist, ClimateCraft, environmental activism, environmentalism, global warming, myth of neutrality, MythBusters, neutrality myth, scientific neutrality, scientific research, time to ditch

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well, come join our server where we have climate scientists arguing about ditching the myth of neutrality! imagine mining for diamonds while listening to intense debates about climate change! who needs boring old factions when you can have heated discussions about activism and science? join now and be part of the revolution against neutrality myths! plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of ninja sheep. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s challenge the neutrality myth together!

Near Vanilla

admin team, Biomes, close-knit, Communication, community-driven, Competitions, Cooperative, creations, Discord, Dynamap, Events, International, Ip:, Minecraft, Play styles, Server, Server Guide, shopping districts, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Votes:	2115	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Near Vanilla Server Overview

Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.

Server Details:

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com

Requirements:

18+ only

Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server

To apply through Discord, click the link below:

Apply here!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join if I am under 18?	Sorry, Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 and older only.
Are there rules against griefing?	Yes, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in consequences.
What should I do if I see someone hacking?	Please report any hacking or cheating behavior to the server staff immediately.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, suggestions are always welcome and can be discussed on our Discord server.

Pretentious Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Bad manga, Manga, manga analysis, manga art, manga characters, Manga community, manga critique, Manga culture, Manga fandom, manga genres, manga plot, Manga Reading, manga recommendations, Manga reviews, manga storytelling, manga styles, PIXEL, pretentious, pretentious in a bad way, pretentious manga, Realm

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129

OMG, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks are like, soooooo square and stuff? Like, you can build a whole world out of blocks and make it look like a unicorn threw up rainbows everywhere!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!

Rent-a-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment drama, bedroom Olympics, disrupting cardio sessions, financial deception, influencer life, lease agreement, live-in romance, love nest, meddling in relationship, Minecraft, personal space invasion, relationship turmoil, Rent-a-Boyfriend scam, RentABoyfriend, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, Server, sexy staycations, third wheel, white noise machine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a telenovela! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and outrageous storylines.

Picture this: you log in to find yourself sharing a virtual apartment with your roommate Sarah and her boyfriend Jake. But wait, there’s a catch – Jake has officially moved in without your consent! He’s eating all your virtual snacks, hogging the virtual bathroom, and turning the virtual WiFi into his personal gaming pipeline.

But that’s not all – Sarah is charging Jake virtual rent behind your back, while you’re stuck eating virtual leftovers like a peasant. It’s a virtual scandal of epic proportions!

When you confront Sarah and spill the virtual tea to Jake, all hell breaks loose. Jake demands his virtual money back, Sarah is furious at you for ruining her virtual influencer lifestyle, and their virtual relationship hangs by a thread.

So, if you’re ready for a virtual adventure filled with betrayal, deception, and virtual love triangles, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of virtual drama?

BlockyBoysDating

Adopted, awkward situation, Blind, blind date, blind dating, blind perspective, blind phrasing, BlockyBoysDating, Communication, Cultural differences, Darkskinned, DATING, first date, independent, misunderstanding, racism, retinitis pigmentosa, rp, Social Interaction, speech to text, visually impaired

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉

SadnessLevel10-MinecraftSMP

coping mechanisms, emotional awareness, emotional check-in, emotional health, emotional scale, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental assessment, mental check-in, mental health, mental state, Mental Wellbeing, mood assessment, Sadness, SadnessLevel10MinecraftSMP, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin our fun.

And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who can shoot laser beams out of his eyes. He’s like our protector against all the griefers and trolls who try to mess with us. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re feeling sad or bored or just need a good laugh, come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make this server the wackiest, most ridiculous place in all of Minecraft history!