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ThePieTray

Adventure, amusement park, building, Community, Crates, creativity, Cross-Play, dropper map, Exploration, FigmentPie, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, subscribe, Survival, virtual world, YouTuber

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Literally just a Survival server for YouTuber FigmentPie. There is also an amusement park and a dropper map with more to come. Also there are crates. Subscribe to FigmentPie

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CraftyPosts Minecraft Server

audience engagement, blogging, Content Creation, content production, content strategy, CraftyPosts, data analysis, digital content, Digital Marketing, engagement rate, internet traffic, Minecraft, online activity, online presence, posts per day, posts per minute, Server, social media, social media analytics, social media management, social media trends., user interaction, viral content

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is pumping out a mind-blowing 451.67 posts per minute! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server with all the action happening at lightning speed.

Join now and become part of our insane community where the average player posts a whopping 808,004 times a day. You’ll never run out of things to talk about with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest structures imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Will you be the one to catch him in the act and earn the title of Enderman Whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight as you dive headfirst into the chaos!

Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mines Excavated:	4874
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mines Excavated:	1733	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

MomVisitsDeniedMC

caregiving, convenience, elderly parents, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, family time, family visits, generational differences, grandparenting, MomVisitsDeniedMC, quality time, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Transportation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magic Items Found:	5728
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchantments Applied:	281
Dragon Eggs Found:	4970	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

AngryCraft Minecraft Server

anger control techniques, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger triggers, AngryCraft, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotions, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, people, reddit, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of getting angry at other players on Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special anger management system in place! Whenever you feel yourself getting heated, just type /hug and watch as your character gives the other player a virtual hug, instantly diffusing any tension. Join us now and say goodbye to rage quits and hello to virtual hugs!

CraftyInsecurities

anxiety, body image, comparison, Confidence, CraftyInsecurities, fear of failure, imperfections, inner critic, Insecurity, personal flaws, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, self-perception, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Farms Harvested:	525
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you insecure about your lack of diamond armor in Minecraft? Do you cry yourself to sleep at night because your house is just a sad little dirt hut? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, for our server is here to save you from your Minecraft misery!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build the most epic castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, host a fashion show for your pet pigs, and even attend virtual therapy sessions to work through your blocky insecurities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated fun begin!

CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K

2022, battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, LostTroops567K, Military, nato, putin, russia, soldiers, statistics, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Votes:	163
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine! we’ve lost like 568,980 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem! build your own base, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even start a war with your fellow players! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive longer than russia did in ukraine!

11 Days to Billionaire

1 billion seconds, 1 million seconds, 11 days, 31 years, billionaire, Days, seconds to days, seconds to years, time calculation, time comparison, time conversion, time duration, time equivalency, time increments, time intervals, time measurement, time periods, time scale, time span, time units, time values

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Star Shards Collected:	260	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2169	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, u know what else is like, totally crazy? dis minecraft server, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where u can turn into a flying unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers outta ur eyes. like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

also, like, did u know dat on dis server, u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and like, if u join dis server, u automatically become the richest player in the game. u get a mansion made of diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s like, the best deal ever, man.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

SleeplessCraft

at risk, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling negative emotions, coping with stress, disadvantaged children, emotional regulation, emotional well being, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, poorer kids, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, SleeplessCraft, socioeconomic status, Stress Management

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6170	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	7932
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so lit that it will make u sleep less and stay up later, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long, amirite?

and get this, joining our server will actually make ur brain function better in stressful situations and help u control ur emotions. like, u will be the zen master of minecraft, taking on creepers and skeletons with ease. plus, we cater to all players, even those who may not have as much moolah as others. cuz let’s be real, everyone deserves a chance to level up their brainpower in minecraft.

so come join us on this wild ride of brain-changing, stress-busting, emotion-controlling fun! trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. it’s like a brain gym, but with blocks and swords. what more could u ask for?