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Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Items Found:	8747

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Ghost Sex Woowoo Woo Woo Woo Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with supernatural shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where ghosts are getting it on left and right? That’s right, our server is haunted by frisky spirits looking for some spectral lovin’.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to AI boorus where you can find the weirdest and wildest AI-generated content. From EasyFluff to ZoinksNoob, you’ll never know what you’ll come across next.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with ghostly encounters and AI madness. Who knows, you might even find love in the afterlife! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you there!

Classic Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Star Shards Collected:	58	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is run by the World of Warcraft classic team! That’s right, the same team responsible for all things classic, hardcore, cata classic, sod, etc. They may have fled from Twitter because they felt “the vibes were off,” but that just means they’re ready to bring some chaotic energy to our Minecraft server.

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few glitches that will have you questioning reality. Who needs a stable server when you can have a wild ride like this? So come on, join us and see what kind of madness the World of Warcraft classic team has in store for you. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Minecraft SMP: Mommy Jade’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!

But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.

So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!

Aferus Minecraft server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Votes:	5929
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

The owner of the Aferus server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Aferus.aternos.me

Euro Jealousy Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1604
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6096
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Europe and its lackluster culture and politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American experience! We’ve got red, white, and blue blocks for days, fireworks displays every hour on the hour, and our national anthem playing on a loop in the background. Plus, rumor has it that George Washington himself will log on to challenge players to a build-off! So come on down and show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

/180/ 2025 Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier & Draw Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! We’re bringing the world of darts to Minecraft!

Compete against other PDC Tour Card Holders for a chance to secure a spot in the 2024/25 Paddy Power World Darts Championship…in Minecraft! Four lucky players will get the chance to show off their virtual dart-throwing skills on the biggest stage in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! We’ll have full coverage of the qualifier on our DartConnect page, because who needs real sports when you can watch Minecraft darts instead? The draw will be held on Sky Sports News…Minecraft edition, of course.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Dom Taylor get replaced by Robert Owen in the field of a virtual darts championship? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around! Join now and let the virtual darts madness begin!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	296

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	3178
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5511	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.