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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1677 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!
We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.
Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!
