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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5781 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
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