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WanderlustMC

adaptation, Adventure, anthropology, Civilization, discovery, Distance, Endurance, Evolution, Exploration, Farthest, History, Journey, least amount, Migration, modern humans, movement, Moving, nomadic lifestyle, travel, Wanderlust, WanderlustMC

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Votes:	7724
Runes Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can travel the farthest without even moving ur lazy butt off the couch. we got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers. u can build ur own castle made entirely out of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust us, this server is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyCannaRelief

Access, Barriers, Cannabis, co-using, CraftyCannaRelief, cut down, Decrease, facilitated, Frequency, Help, legalization, low barrier access, new research, opioid use, opioid withdrawal, rapid relief, Relief, research, STOP, Withdrawal

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	93	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2276
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9457

join dis epic minecraft server where we blaze it up with cannabis to help u stop using opioids! we got potions that give u rapid relief from withdrawal and make u forget all about those nasty opioids. plus, our low barrier access to cannabis cuz it’s legal here will make u wanna co-use and decrease ur opioid use like magic! come join us and say goodbye to opioids forever, dude!

DeeZCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, PvP OCE Quests BeautyQuest MCMMO Towny Economy Items Exploration Challenges Legend Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Roleplay Factions Skyblock Vanilla Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to DeeZCraft, the premier OCE PvP Minecraft server! Dive into 60+ custom quests with BeautyQuest, MCMMO, Towny, and a dynamic economy. Discover unique items through exploration and epic challenges. Join now and forge your legend!

134.255.198.4:34504

Simple Server

Adventure, Anarchy, Combat, Community, Cross-Play, EXCITEMENT, Foes, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, new, player versus player, PvP, PvP battles, quality-of-life tweaks, Semi-Vanilla Experience, Semi-vanilla survival, Server, Simplicity, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla, Veteran

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mines Excavated:	2122	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to SemiSimplicity Server Name: SemiSimplicity Focus: Simplicity, Semi-Vanilla Survival, and PvP What We Offer Semi-Vanilla Experience: Enjoy Minecraft as it was meant to be played, with just a few quality-of-life tweaks. Survival Mode: Test your skills in a pure, survival-focused environment. PvP Battles: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling player-versus-player combat. Join our community and embark on a journey where simplicity meets excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, SemiSimplicity has something for everyone! Jump in and start your adventure today!

mc.semi-simple.net:25566

Smelly SMP: Where hygiene takes a back seat to epic adventures and funky mods! Join now!

Adventures, appeals, balanced origins, custom origins, Discord, Epic, Funky, Graveyards, human origin, hygiene, Join, Modded, Mods, Nomad, origin change, planet minecraft, punishment, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands system, Seat, server-side lag, Smelly, smp, suggestion, TAKES, trader.., unique origins, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

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Minecraft Server
Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1
Server Features	Fair moderation Extreme longevity Inclusivity of all people and playstyles Safezone-Borderlands system Origins mod
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimal server specs
Planet Minecraft	www.planetminecraft.com/server/stinky-smp/
Discord Invite	play.stinkysmp.net

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for player builds and progress.

Q: Can I suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server, and they will be considered by the moderation team.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area, outside of the Safezone, which is strictly protected from griefing, killing, and stealing.

Q: How does the Origins mod work?

A: The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest new custom origins for consideration.

Q: What are the server’s performance specs?

A: The server has 16GB of RAM and a Ryzen 9 7950x CPU, providing optimal performance for Minecraft SMP gameplay.

CraftyNation Minecraft Server

Citizens, Country, CraftyNation, culture, customs, Economy, geography, Government, heritage, History, home, HOMELAND, Language, Lifestyle, local ], location, Minecraft, Nationality, native, Politics, Server, society, Traditions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples. But beware, because lurking in the shadows was a group of mischievous creepers ready to blow everything up!

But don’t worry, our server has the best anti-creeper technology to keep you safe. Plus, we have a team of friendly moderators who are always there to help you out if you get stuck in a sticky situation. And did I mention our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Minecraft SMP: Zany Zenless Zone Zero

141 exclusive bazaar, Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Coffee Sorcery, current events, general, Minecraft, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Riot Suppressor Mark VI, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, Tuning, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, zhu yuan, Zone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragons Tamed:	5

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the “141 Exclusive Bazaar” where you can trade rare items and the “Coffee Sorcery: Tuning” event for all you caffeine-loving wizards out there. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK for some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with signal searches, riot suppressors, and who knows what else. Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server now and let the chaos begin!

MineCraftyLoveQuest

activities, arousal, Bonding, common, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional, foreplay, Intimacy, MineCraftyLoveQuest, Passion, Physical, Pleasure, relationships, romance, seduction, sex, sexual exploration, sexual tension, stimulation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6260	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to level up is by engaging in scandalous activities that may or may not lead to sex! Want to upgrade your armor? Better start flirting with that Enderman! Need more diamonds? Seduce that creeper with your charm! Our server is the ultimate test of your social skills and seduction techniques. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky world!

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Blaze

Blaze, Chernobyl, Conflict, emergency response, escalation, Fire, global impact, international relations, military actions, Nuclear Disaster, Nuclear Plant, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, radiation risk, Russian forces, Safety Measures, security threats, Server, southern Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	7592	Enchantments Applied:	293
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FIRES THAN A NUCLEAR PLANT IN SOUTHERN UKRAINE! OUR CREEPERS ARE LIT AND READY TO BLOW UP YOUR MIND! COME ON IN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST… LITERALLY! 😂🔥🧨 #MinecraftMadness #NuclearNonsense

MiddleEastMayhemMC

accelerate deployment, Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, FEARS, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhemMC, Military, naval forces, orders, SECURITY, strategic positioning, strike group, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Emeralds Found:	1492
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a strike group ready to deploy to the middle east, like for realz. we heard Iran is gonna attack Israel and we gotta be ready, so join our server and help us defend the holy land or something. plus, we got like, crazy cool builds and stuff, like a giant diamond castle and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. it’s gonna be lit, so join now before it’s too late! #minecraft #crazystuff #joinus