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NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ores Mined:	6616
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3690
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	1093	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	3856
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

amazing opportunity, best opportunity, career opportunity, fortunate opportunity, golden opportunity, life-changing opportunity, once in a lifetime opportunity, OpportuCraft, opportunity awaits, opportunity comes but once, opportunity comes but once in a lifetime, opportunity comes knocking, opportunity comes once, opportunity comes once in a lifetime, opportunity comes only once, opportunity comes only once in a blue moon, opportunity comes only once in a lifetime, opportunity knocks, opportunity of a lifetime, received opportunity, seize the opportunity

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Buildings Constructed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!