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SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	557
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Love Letters Sent:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3903
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

BreastplateCraft

accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	104

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!