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  • CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

    CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 4797
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 298 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mines Excavated: 4997
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 6697
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 2583
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 2301
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Ores Mined: 7342 Towns Built: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 9817
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 8757
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Votes: 6800 Zombie Dances: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 1077
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 4933
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 191 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 7941
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 1602
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2226
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4909
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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