Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crops Grown:	5694
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Gaming, Gts, Minecraft, online trading, P0RNHUB.COM, perfect IVs, pokemon collector, pokemon community, pokemon fan, pokemon game, Pokemon nickname, Pokemon rarity, pokemon trade, Pokemon trading platform, Rare Pokemon, Server, shiny Groudon, strange Pokemon, Trade, traded Pokemon, unusual Pokemon, video games, weird, weird Pokemon

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Potions Brewed:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

alien insects, Chaos, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, general, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Hotfix, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PlayStation, PS5, PvE, Robots, Shooter, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, training manual, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	221
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

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