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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

awkward sex, Bath, blew it, comfy, condoms, dressed up, escort, gaijin power, involuntary organ donation, Japan, Kabukicho, love motel, Lucky, marrying her., Minecraft, PALS, pharmacy, PIXEL, Server, small bathtub, vocal, wallet, whore, yakuza

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Towns Built:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1015
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

MineTimeMachine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2239	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	4919
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Dragon Eggs Found:	9597	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8158	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Zombie Dances:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	7778
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Potions Brewed:	170	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Votes:	331	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Farms Harvested:	917
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!