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Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3359
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	951
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crops Grown:	1082	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5450
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

https://discord.gg/KpSK9Z64CQ

BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural Origins

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	1421	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!

TinyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with tiny villages, miniature mobs, and pint-sized adventures. Why settle for regular-sized creepers when you can have adorable mini creepers that you can punt across the map? And don’t even get us started on the tiny villagers – they’re so cute you’ll want to squish them (but please don’t, they have families to feed).

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground kingdom of gnomes who are always throwing the wildest parties. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a pickaxe and a sense of humor (gnomes love a good joke). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary leprechaun treasure hidden deep within the mines. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the world of Minecraft in a whole new (and hilariously tiny) way. Just watch out for the tiny dragons – they may be small, but they’re feisty little buggers.

WatchDad Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful BBQ with no annoying siblings showing up uninvited. Join us and avoid awkward family encounters like the one where Ashley tried to guilt-trip us into sharing a luxury watch with her.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any sob stories or stolen watches – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. So come on over and leave the family drama behind!

SwiftTicketFlipper

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and betrayal in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our server is filled with fun and laughter, unlike that cousin who sold your concert ticket behind your back.

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about PhD students trying to make a quick buck off your hard-earned tickets. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who would never dream of pulling a stunt like that.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us – because life’s too short to deal with shady relatives.

AdrenalineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6927
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Towns Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ores Mined:	5593

Looking for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for the most heart-pounding, pulse-racing, creeper-avoiding adventure of your life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Flying chickens. It was a battle like no other, with feathers flying and swords clashing. But in the end, our brave player emerged victorious, with pockets full of diamonds and a newfound love for poultry-based transportation.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. Strap on your elytra and get ready to soar through the skies, dodging fireballs and obstacles in a race to the finish line. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of virtual cake. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So, if you’re looking for the best and safest way to get an adrenaline rush, look no further than our Minecraft server. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

AbandonedNeighbor20

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as your neighbor’s abandoned house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepiest abandoned homes can’t compete. Join us and uncover the secrets of the front yard that’s mysteriously mowed every week. Maybe you’ll even find out why there’s an old car parked in the driveway that hasn’t moved in decades. Who knows, maybe there’s a hidden treasure waiting for you to discover! So come on, join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!