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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Blacks, blockbusters, coloreds, Coons, cotton pickers, hate, jigaboos, jungle bunnies, kaffirs, kike pets, Minecraft, mossheads, nig-nogs, niggers, offensive language, porch monkeys, racism, Server, Spades, spear chuckers, Spooks, tar babies

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3384	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magic Items Found:	2786	Enchantments Applied:	147
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Ores Mined:	9367	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of dealing with racist trolls on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech or discrimination of any kind. Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where everyone is welcome, no matter their race, gender, or background.

Plus, we have the craziest stories to tell! Like the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon, or when someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire server. You never know what’s going to happen next on our server, so come join the fun and let your creativity run wild!

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

2022, 657K, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Runes Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

DuoCraft: Memorable & Fun

artists, bands, Celebrity Duos, Celebrity Trios, Duo vs Trio, DuoCraft, duos, Entertainment, Fun, Groups, Harmony, memorable, Music, Music (Industry), Musical Duos, Musical Trios, Performance, pop culture, Singers, talent, Trios, vocalists

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	5597
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where duos are more memorable than trios! why settle for three when you can have two and make it twice as fun?! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. we have a secret underground base where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the chickens. join us and witness the epic battle of the farm animals! our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

Brain Block Server

Adults, anxiety disorders, BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain mapping, brain regions, findings, mental health, mental health conditions, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, neural connectome, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, research, Server, study, suicidality, Suicide prevention, Suicide risk

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Ores Mined:	4047
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	169
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz we got the most lit brain connectivity across 86 brain regions, just like those suicidal peeps in that study! we got mood and anxiety disorders for days, so if you wanna feel like you’re in a science experiment while playing minecraft, this is the place for you! plus, we got over 500 people running around, some with mental health conditions and some without, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into! join now for a brain-bending good time!

Poland Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, choice-based, Conspiracy, Craft, Cyberpunk, deus ex, dystopian, Espionage, Exploration, First Person Shooter, futuristic, game review, Immersive, Minecraft, narrative driven, open world, Poland, RPG, Server, stealth, Story-Driven, Technology

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
New Chunks Explored:	131345	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and Polish culture? Then look no further, because our server is like Deus Ex, but with a twist – it’s set in Poland!

Join us for epic quests where you must uncover the secrets of the ancient Polish civilization, battle against evil mobs inspired by Polish folklore, and maybe even discover the legendary pierogi recipe that grants immortality (or at least really good buffs).

But be warned, not everything is as it seems in this alternate reality version of Poland. You might encounter a talking potato, stumble upon a disco party in a haunted castle, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most uniquely Polish Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Macro Micro Minecraft SMP

Creatures, creepy, Edition, eerie, FANTASY, Ghostly, Halloween, Horror, macro, MICRO, Minecraft, Monsters, October, Roleplay, size difference, smp, spooky, Spooky Month, Supernatural, transformation, Trash, Writebin

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7440	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP is here to give you the heeby-jeebies! Join us for a wild ride filled with haunted mansions, ghostly mobs, and jump scares around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to spook unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate ghost hunter?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of being chased by zombies in pumpkin costumes, we also offer exclusive in-game events like the annual Pumpkin Carving Contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a haunted server farm that’s rumored to be built on top of an ancient burial ground? Spooky, right?

So come on down to our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP and prepare to have the fright of your life! Just make sure to bring a spare pair of diamond armor because things are about to get real creepy up in here.

WeddingDressDrama

attachment, Budget, compromise, Contribute, custom made, family, Memories, Peace, preserving, refusal, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sharing, sister, Special, Style, tight budget, unreasonable, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of preserving sentimental items, just like this player’s wedding dress! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about someone asking to borrow your diamond armor for their big day.

On our server, we have a special “Sentimental Items Preservation Society” where we honor the memories attached to your most prized possessions. No need to lend out your enchanted sword or rare items to save someone a few diamonds – we’ve got your back!

So come join us on this server where we respect your boundaries and understand the value of your in-game treasures. And remember, on our server, it’s all about keeping the peace and having a good time without any drama over borrowed items.

PretendRichKidMC SMP

conspicuous consumption, facade, Fake, flaunting.., high society, image-conscious, keeping up appearances, luxury, materialistic, ostentatious, Phony, Poser, pretending, PretendRichKidMC, Rich, Show off, smp, social climbing, status symbol, superficial, WANNABE, wealth

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	725
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!