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TitaniumHeartCraft

Artificial Heart, Cardiology, first time, health, Healthcare, Heart Transplant, Human Patient, Implant, innovation, Maglev-Powered, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science, patient care, Surgeons, surgery, surgical procedure, Technology, Titanium Heart, TitaniumHeartCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got surgeons implanting maglev-powered titanium hearts in human patients for the first time!!! like wut even is that??? imagine having a heart that can levitate and power itself, u would be invincible in pvp battles!!! plus, our server has custom mobs like flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them. join now and experience the most insane adventures in minecraft history!!!

KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	807797	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	247	Ores Mined:	9771
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	7623	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	105
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	56	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
New Chunks Explored:	66948	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ores Mined:	2838

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes