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AnyaCraft SMP: MyWifeIsBetterThanYours

#wife appreciation, AnyaCraft, Characters, Distracted, distraction, Focus, infatuation, Interest, Kino, love, Marriage, my wife, MyWifeIsBetterThanYours, Obsession, overthinking, perfect, Random, relationship, Scene, sidetracked, smp, Story, Watching

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the distractions of real life, like wives popping up randomly while you’re trying to watch kino. Our server is the perfect place to focus on building and exploring without any pesky interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might encounter. So come join us and leave your real-life distractions behind – unless your wife plays Minecraft too, in which case, bring her along for the fun!

FarmVibes Minecraft Server

animal care, animal handling, animal respect, animal rights, animal safety, animal welfare, child discipline, child supervision, family dynamics, farm animals, farm boundaries, farm chores, farm education, farm etiquette, farm experience, farm life, farm rules, FarmVibes, Minecraft, niece behavior, niece discipline, niece visit, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	228	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children who treat your animals like toys? Join our Minecraft server where animals are respected and cherished! No more worrying about your niece carrying around your barn cat by its neck or kicking your elderly dog. On our server, everyone learns to treat animals with kindness and care, even if they’re just virtual pixels. Plus, we have a dozen baby chicks waiting to be admired, without any risk of them being snatched up by an overzealous child. Say goodbye to the chaos and join us for a peaceful and animal-friendly gaming experience!

CarCraftyCousin

2018, Argument, CAR, CarCraftyCousin, college, Communication, communication skills, Contact, DAUGHTER, dealership, decision, family, good condition, Jerk, Niece, SELLING, selling car, Shy.., socially shy, Toyota Corolla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Votes:	1222	Buildings Constructed:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Potions Brewed:	153

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like poor Luna, who couldn’t even speak a single word when trying to buy a car. But fear not, on our server, you’ll have to communicate with other players to survive and thrive!

Join us and learn the importance of speaking up, or you might end up like Luna, walking away without a car. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated argument with another player’s sister – it’s all part of the fun!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with your communication skills intact. And remember, if you can’t talk the talk, you might just end up walking away empty-handed like Luna. See you in the game!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	177	Endless Night Skies:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mines Excavated:	1350	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Potions Brewed:	168
Animals Bred:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9936
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ores Mined:	1906	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Emeralds Found:	9561	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	6074	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!