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Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Animals Bred:	171
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	138	Towns Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4930	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ores Mined:	5901	Dragon Eggs Found:	5357
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3542
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	6553	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	192	Dragon Eggs Found:	794
Mines Excavated:	2149	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!