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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3988 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
