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ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	112
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	502	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Animals Bred:	80	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	866
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	9704	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	263	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	198	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8896	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!