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Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	9300	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	5208	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

8 months, banner, drinks, emotions, Lag-free, Minecart, minecraft server, Moscow, Moscow proxy, Plugin, processor, rules, Ryzen 9 7950x, stable ping, vanilla server, voice chat, Website

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

mc.minecart.space:8787

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Divine Spears Created:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

Alternatives, brand reputation, chuuba apparel, clothing durability, comfort, comfortable, customer satisfaction, Durability, fabric quality, fit, Good Quality, long-lasting, low-quality fabric, Minecraft, print durability, print longevity, PRINTS, reviews, shady brand, smp, Washing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9427
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

beat the shit out of me, can’t create a thread, challenge, Competition, creating a thread, desire, error, Fighting, Frustration, Girlfriend, Joined, Minecraft, mistake, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, oh fuck, Oops, relationship, replied in a thread, Server, spar, sparring partner, thread creation., Title

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ores Mined:	3706	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	95
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The Artistic Miner Minecraft SMP

art assets, Artistic, character design, Concept Art, digital art, game art, game art direction, game art style, game assets, game assets creation, game development, game graphics, game illustrations, gaming industry, in-game art, Minecraft, miner, official art, official artwork, official illustrations, smp, video game art, Video Game Design, visual design

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime ships, controversial, cute, Fandom, fanfiction, forbidden love, Japanese culture, Kino, Loli, loli x shota, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Server, shota, taboo, underage, young love

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where loli x shota is truly kino! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable relationships between tiny characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a loli and a shota decided to team up and take on the Ender Dragon together. With their tiny stature and big hearts, they defeated the dragon in record time, all while looking adorable AF.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Loli x Shota Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves in their cutest skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a loli and a shota break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, loli x shota is kino here, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

N e i l O l i v e r M i n e c r a f t S M P

Analysis, archaeology, British History, commentary, controversial, critique, documentary, History, Honest, interview, media personality, Neil Oliver, opinionated, outspoken, scotland, social commentary, television presenter, uk, Unfiltered

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	959	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	200
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and never speaks their mind? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where players are encouraged to be brutally honest and let it all out.

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, where diamonds are so plentiful you can build entire castles out of them, and where the only rule is to never hold back on your opinions.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos and craziness. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your true colors shine! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get seriously silly.