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CraftyCreeperz: 940+ HP – Where even creepers fear to tread!

940+ HP, challenging battle., CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, damage resistance, difficult to defeat, fear, formidable, formidable foe, hard to kill, healing, Heals himself by around 189 after each hit, high health, massive HP pool, Nothin personal kid, Powerful, Resilient, strong defenses, Tanky, tough opponent, Tread, Unstoppable, Your teams moves barely do any damage at all

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crops Grown:	8371	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

🤣 Welcome to the most OP Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! With over 940+ HP, you’ll feel like an absolute tank as your enemies’ feeble attacks barely scratch you. And get this, every time you land a hit, you heal yourself by a whopping 189 HP! It’s like having a never-ending supply of golden apples on hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode near you. They’ll run away in fear, leaving you to peacefully mine in peace. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ll bow down to you as their supreme overlord, showering you with gifts and discounts at their shops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the boss in this wacky world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s nothin’ personal, kid. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Pick Me Tuber Minecraft Server

attention seeking behavior, begin.., digital age, Epidemic, influencer culture, influencer marketing, internet phenomenon, Minecraft, online behavior, online fame, origins of pickmetuber epidemic, Pick, pickme culture, pickme mentality, pickmetuber, pickmetuber epidemic, Server, social media addiction, social media trend, TUBER, viral videos, when did it start, youtube influencers, youtube trend

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	609144
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Once upon a time, in a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures, the pickmetuber epidemic began. It all started when a group of mischievous creepers decided to start their own YouTube channel, showcasing their explosive pranks and daring escapes. Little did they know, their videos would go viral and soon every mob in the Minecraft world wanted to become a pickmetuber.

Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!

U Mine Ko Minecraft SMP

backstory, compassion, Expectation, EXPECTING, Extend, humor, INSANE, insane backstory, love, Maniac, Minecraft, posits, R07, Readers, retard, smp, Story, umineko, Understand me please, Without love it cannot be seen

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories.

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Reality Warps Survived:	0

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRH.SKYBARS.ME

Cold Bloods Rule Minecraft Server

bloods, Chaos, cold, cold bloods, cold-blooded creatures, Competent, disagreement, DOMINANCE, Evolution, intelligent beings, Minecraft, nicer, power struggle, reptiles, reptilian agenda, reptilian control, reptilian overlords, reptilian society, reptilian supremacy, rule, ruling class, Server, Superiority, world domination, younger races

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Votes:	2053	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being bossed around by those pesky younger races in Minecraft? Join our server and let the cold bloods take over! They’re way more competent and nicer than those other races. Plus, if you disagree, you clearly want chaos to win and who wants that? Join us and let the cold bloods rule the world – it’s the only logical choice!

Why Can’t You Meet Women IRL Anymore Minecraft SMP

Anymore, Communication, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating in person, finding love, in person, IRL, Meet, meeting people, meeting someone special, meeting women, Minecraft, modern dating, OFFLINE, Real Life, relationships, Single life, smp, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socializing, Women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies in real life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate dating hotspot! Our players are so charming and witty, you’ll be swimming in dates in no time. Plus, who needs real-life relationships when you can build pixelated mansions and go on virtual adventures together? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

Woe is Me Minecraft Server

awkward fart, awkward situation, bathroom disaster, bathroom mishap, bodily function fail, bodily mishap, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, fart fail, fart gone wrong, feces mishap, gas gone wrong, messy situation, Minecraft, poop accident, public embarrassment, Server, toilet mishap, Toilet trouble, unexpected accident, unexpected outcome, unfortunate incident, WOE

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafting, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraftsmp, Mining, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Shenanigans, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Dimension Hops:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior!

Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!

But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

alliances, Bot Recognition, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, FAQ, Frame Break, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, official site, Orange Card, Rarity, Resources, Server, Singleton, Snap, Snapcraft, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	153
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!