tank trouble 2 funny moments – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

AutisticRatRaceEscape Minecraft SMP
autism, autistic, AutisticRatRaceEscape, Competition, Doomed, Escape, forever.., hopeless, Job, Minecraft, NEET bucks, nomadic life, normal life, Options, POVERTY, poverty wages, rat race, rv, smp, Struggle, van, wages, work
Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race with no way out? Do you feel like you’re too autistic for a normal job, but not autistic enough for NEET bucks? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest dreams in a virtual world.
Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who understand your struggles. No more poverty wages or doomed struggles, just endless possibilities and fun adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life!

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New Server IP
BadAdviceSMP
awful advice, bad advice, BadAdviceSMP, detrimental advice, detrimental guidance, harmful advice, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided recommendations, misguided suggestions, poor guidance, terrible advice, terrible suggestions, unhelpful advice, worst advice, worst career advice, worst decision advice, worst financial advice, worst life advice, worst parenting advice, worst relationship advice
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.
So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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New Server IP
BlockProtectionPlugin
barrier method, birth control, BlockProtectionPlugin, condom alternatives, condom benefits, condom education, condom effectiveness, condom misconceptions, condom myths, condom safety, condom usage, condom use, condoms, Contraception, contraceptive choice, Protection, safe sex, safer sex practices, sexual health, sexual responsibility, STD prevention
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where everyone forgot to bring their condoms! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous griefers, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs protection when you have the thrill of living life on the edge in our server? So come on, ditch the condoms and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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New Server IP
MaliCraft Server: Wagner Warfare
#intelligence agency, Africa, Ambush, Conflict, covert operation, deadly, Foreign, Insurgency, international relations, investigation, involvement, Mali, MaliCraft, Mercenaries, military intelligence, military intervention, military operation, SECURITY, Server, special forces, Ukraine, wagner, WARFARE
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ukraine military intelligence wants in on the action? Well, guess what, our server is so epic that even deadly ambushes in Mali can’t keep us down! Join now for a chance to battle it out with secret agents and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies while you’re at it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft spy master! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
LebExitCraft
ADVISORY, Citizens, Conflict, consulate, Crisis, Departure, diplomatic relations, Embassy, evacuation, evacuation plan, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, lebanon, LebExitCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Safety, SECURITY, travel warning, US, Western countries
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world like lebanon and chill with ur virtual pals. we got unicorns flying around and lava waterfalls to jump into for fun. our admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and our players are all secretly famous celebrities. u never know who u might run into, maybe even leonardo dicaprio or beyonce. so grab ur pickaxe and come build ur dream castle with us, cuz reality sucks but minecraft rules!

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New Server IP
OldSchoolLOLZCraft
classic, comedic, comedy, Comedy film, comedy movie, Entertainment, film, funny, hilarious, humor, humor-filled, humoristic, Laughter, Movie, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, OldSchoolLOLZCraft, Retro, Traditional, vintage
lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little).

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New Server IP
BrainBugCraft
brain cells, BrainBugCraft, deadly, Delivery, Drugs, Engineered, health, humans, infection, innovation, Innovative, Medical, neuroscience, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, research, Targeted, Technology, Therapy, Treatment
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got PARASITES dat are like, super smart and can deliver DRUGS straight to ur BRAIN CELLS, bro! it’s like, science fiction meets Minecraft, but for realz! imagine having a lil parasite buddy helpin u out while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. plus, sometimes they get a lil feisty and attack other players, so watch out! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u don’t wanna miss out!

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New Server IP
CataSim
Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Loot, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla
Greetings, player!
CataSim Network offers a unique semi-sandbox environment just for you! While the majority of items are freely available, we’ve ensured that you still get to experience the thrill of that rewarding experience.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers plenty of engaging gameplay experiences, including: Dungeons Slayer Missions Custom Skills Pets
That’s not all. With weekly giveaways and events, our devoted staff members are committed to ensuring that every moment on CataSim Network is nothing short of exceptional.
Hoping to see you soon!
mc.catasim.net

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New Server IP
OgSolito Survival
Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Gamemodes, Hardcore, MCMMO, Network, OgSolito, Survival, Updates
OgSolito network consists of multiple gamemodes survival, hardcore and anarchy! all of the gamemodes get regular updates which can be suggested by the community!
89.33.12.147:25572

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Welcome to ZER01C smp, where our vanilla is as plain as our player base! Join our whitelist today for some SMP fun!

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ZER01C SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Gameplay Changes	No changes
Community	Expanding, seeking more members
Server Direction	Community voting on future direction
Updates	Improvements being made, spawn cleanup in progress

FAQ for ZER01C SMP Server

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the discord at https://discord.gg/T35wy4yz
Are there any gameplay changes in this server?	No, the server is vanilla with no changes to gameplay
Can I participate in voting for the server direction?	Yes, all members are encouraged to participate in voting
What updates are currently being worked on?	Improvements and spawn cleanup are in progress