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CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Potions Brewed:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	678
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
New Chunks Explored:	831042	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchantments Applied:	277	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1553	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!