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CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	161	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Items Found:	6971
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	110
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ores Mined:	7049
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	934	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	87849	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Infernal Machines Built:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	682	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4765	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Potions Brewed:	61
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

artisnetwork.us.to:26017

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1502
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	6

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

37.10.122.12:25984

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Emeralds Found:	6961	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Votes:	5676	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KaifMine.dynmc.pro

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	51
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!