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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1688 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2214 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
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