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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9768 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9686 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
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