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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4609 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3754 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Hey there, sleepyhead! Wake up and smell the creepers! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild, we had to use experimental technology to reach you in your coma. Who knows where this message will show up – maybe on a pig’s butt in the Nether!
Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).
But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?
