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BandDadBeGone

alternative genres, Apologize.., Argument, Band, BandDadBeGone, bass playing, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Father, Lyrics, midwest emo, Music, punk, punk rocker, Son, stand your ground, tolerate

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Potions Brewed:	108
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a dad who thinks he’s the ultimate punk rocker from the 90s? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can create your own band with fellow players and rock out without any interference from overbearing parents. No more having your lyrics critiqued or being kicked out of practice for some “real bass playing” lessons.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can design your own punk rock outfits and show off your rebellious style. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own stage for epic performances that will leave your dad speechless.

Join now and say goodbye to family group chat drama and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Let’s rock and roll, Minecraft style!

PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

72, Birthday, birthday cards, birthday celebration, birthday greetings, birthday milestone, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, Cards, celebration, leader, lonely, long tail, political figure, president, PutinCraft, russia, tags, trickle, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3849
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

Pi Plays Pokémon

constants, Gaming, Gaming Challenges, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming strategy, mathematical challenges, mathematical concepts, mathematical constant, mathematical theory, Mathematics, Numbers, PLAYS, pokemon, Pokemon battles, pokemon game, Pokemon nostalgia, Pokemon strategy, strategy, video games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, bro. like, imagine if a math constant, like, played a Pokemon game before you did. like, mind blown, right? well, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. like, the mobs are all, like, dressed up as Pokemon and they battle each other. it’s like a Pokemon showdown in Minecraft, bro.

and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.

so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.

Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server

atmosphere, Challenges, Community, Creative, design, Discord, duck, Events, Grief Protection, hermitcraft, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoVanilla, Planning, Quackening, respectful, Server, smp, Staff, Tales, Vanilla, welcome boxes, Whitelisting

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Server Name	Ducking SMP
Theme	Ducks
Server Type	Minecraft
Version	1.21.1
Discord	Join our Discord
Subreddit	Visit our Subreddit

Overview:

Calling all Duckies! Our server mascot may be ducks, but we offer so much more. Dive into a world of creativity and collaboration, inspired by Hermitcraft.

Why Join Us?

Quacktastic Builds: From duck statues to serene ponds.
Friendly Community: Supportive and welcoming players.
Events & Challenges: Regular fun with awesome prizes.
Active Staff: Always here to help.
18+ Only: Mature, respectful atmosphere.
Safe Environment: Whitelisting and grief protection.
Welcome Boxes: Essentials to get you started.
Creative Server: Plan and design before building.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join our server, please visit our Discord or subreddit for more information on how to apply for whitelist.

What do I need to start playing on the server?

Once you are whitelisted, you will receive a welcome box with essentials to help you get started.

Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or subreddit for the full list of rules.

Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

Absolutely! We regularly host fun events and challenges with exciting prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

Yes, our server is for players aged 18 and above to maintain a mature atmosphere.

How can I get help if I have any issues on the server?

Our staff members are always available to assist you with any problems or questions you may have. You can reach out to them through our Discord or in-game messaging.

Tank Girls Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Competition, Cute girls, cute lass, favorite character, Garupan, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, Military, Minecraft, moe, Schoolgirls, Server, TANK, tank battles, tank warfare, team sports, teamwork, world war II

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	6544
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	520	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

digital community, digital platform, discussion forum, Entertainment, funny, guys, herep, humor, internet, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Minecraft, online communication, Online Community, online interaction, pHey, rddt, reddit, remddemt, smp, social media, social-networking, Technology, viral content, web culture

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

ConcertCraft EarlyExit

Acoustics, Communication, Concert, concert behavior, concert etiquette, concert experience, ConcertCraft, Disappointment, EarlyExit, enjoyment, Expectations, feelings, leaving early, live performance, Music, perspective, PINK, relationships, Support, Understanding, vocal range

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

biggest lesson, Experience, growth mindset., learning, LessonsFromSMP, life challenges, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life wisdom, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, self-reflection journey, smp, wisdom

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	4811	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Creepin’ Normalized

Caution, complacency., CREEPIN, Dangerous, dangerous habits, harmful behaviors, hazardous activities, hidden dangers, Normalization, Normalized, normalized dangers, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, Risk, risk assessment, risky behaviors, Safety, safety awareness, safety precautions, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal norms

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ores Mined:	9226
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

ElectionFailsMC Server

China, cybersecurity, democratic process, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference warnings, election security, ElectionFailsMC, false election claims, foreign influence, foreign interference, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, officials warn, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4970	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!